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As a former Hawai’i resident, I wanna say with all the authority I can muster skip the convertible, especially if you are from Ohio. You’ll burn to a crisp in about 2 mins. The only people who drive convertibles are tourists on day 1 and most of them look like they have sun stroke. Taco is the way to go or a minivan

The minivan sedan! Ok so you got me here, but I am also a proponent of minivans.

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I have to entirely disagree with you. It does not resemble ugly - it is ugly.

I never thought I’d have anything to compare it to, but the front end resembles the same language as the 2020 Silverado 2500 LT

By the looks of it, it’s just a nose job on the old one, so the more palatable old nose might still fit.

Oh. Yay. I was just thinking that I wish my car had something that’d create an incessant whistle at highway speeds but be impossible to align just right to prevent.

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What problem are you having? I am no longer able to see names or click on things in my notification drop down in the upper right. I have to go to my profile page to see what’s going on, like some kind of animal.

Hey. Get your own.

No it’s not the same. Platform heels implies a much taller tire. The rolling diameter on the Urus isn’t much higher than any comparable SUV, only the rubber is much thinner. Rather than this, donks or 39" mud tires would be the automotive equivalent of platform heels.

Are you going to include the gaps in the floor where it has rusted through?

Unless you’re going to retire in 3-5 years you should be fine. In fact a recession simply means stocks become cheaper. And thus the best time to buy up more. I recall back in 2007-08 my total net investments fell about 40%. By 2009 they were all the way back to where they were. And as of today they are up over 200%.

I got a nice, high quality car cover for my Diva. Which was a very welcome gift since my old one bit the dust (literally) when she sat outside the body shop or two weeks after an accident. Tomorrow she will get her shiny new paintjob (same color, tho)! :D

Indeed, RIP Mr. Tucker. I like your creation.

Aluminum car.

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge...

Trailer was great, but I heard the movie was a total wreck.

They are. It's not that Germans don't cheat, but this was a national embarrassment, brought about by an iconic company that had brought pride to the country. Großes Verbrechen! Also, I am never buying a VW because of that (I live in Germany, they are cheap(ish) here). So, fuck off VW!