A Jaguar F-Type Coupé R, because you need to escape every once in awhile and college funds are overrated anyways.

I'm no mathematician but if they run 5,000,000 miles at 12 miles per gallon, and if each rig is doing 450,000 miles per year at 12 miles per gallon, how does that equal 5.4 million gallons of gas per truck??

A lesson about beaters from a Ferrari owner? Really?

"Need for Speed"'s driving/cars. They go to all the trouble of creating these perfect replicas and then have a group of completely absurd supercars race against each other down a street and destroy them. Not to mention the fact that they roll the window down on a Sesto Elemento....sure.....

Give the guy a break, who hasn't accidentally flipped a $200,000 super car in their day?

Guys, its alright, he was wearing his signature denim underpants.

Story of my life.

Yeah, he's dead. As Patrick's lengthy NINE sentence article states, he landed and body parts exploded all over covering men, women, children, mountain goats, and tiny baby kittens. It was awful. You could smell Monster Energy drink, fuel and an oder not unlike burning French fries for miles around.

It doesnt look like anyone else has said it, Mercedes Benz. Its the car of leaders, both good an bad.

Motorcycles are so easy to embarrass yourself on.

This should have culminated with the Equinox going to the crusher and her walking home with the dog. Everyone knows dogs last longer than Equinox's anyways.

Judging your turn wrong and clipping a median. Everybody at the intersection sees you do it and its such a dumb mistake. I just did it last weekend, I was sitting behind a Prius at a left turn and absent mindedly followed the same line he did as we made our turn. All of a sudden I noticed how close he had come to…

Two part question:
Are there ever tours given of your facilities/if so how can a college student with few marketable skills get on one?

The story probably happened in a time and place when there were unlocked doors and roll up windows. Not everything in this world has happened in the precious little environment you call your own.

10/10, would lay down two weeks after buying.

One that's not yours.

Suzuki has never exactly been a high volume manufacturer in the US, but the failure of the Kizashi was the last nail in its coffin. Sure they sold a couple here and there, but not enough to keep them in business. (In the States that is.) Fun Fact: I actually saw one once. It was a pretty cool little car.

Let's look at the record:

Holy shit you make hundreds of stupid posts a day! This guy is dedicated.