This might just be the best comparison image in the history of the internet, nay, the world.

I'm sorry, but I don't think this guy has ever had sex with a woman; only a virgin could possibly think a woman's butt-hole or underarm smells like her vagina.

Never fully sleep late? I don't get it.

Worked for Aston Martin...

LOL ok.

I'm gonna go ahead and blame this one on the drivers, not necessarily the road.

Every time I see one of these front-drive beigemobiles tooling around, particularly with some kind of NASCAR tie-in, part of my soul dies.

Not a forklift, but close enough for a 5 minute Photoshop,

To say that the Russian police 'just operate different' is pretty much the understatement of the century.

Lancia. Top Gear was all over this a few years ago, but they've turned out some of the greatest and worst cars over the years. Too bad they're mostly re-badged Chryslers these days.

It comes in 6-cylinder diesel

Can't bring up sloths without bringing up hottie, Kristin Bell, at the same time.

Kia. If they want to get into the luxury game they can't have a logo this boring and cheaply designed.

Don't get out and start walking. That's how you end up like this.

I'll take the blue key, thank you:

Or are you actually hiding a 2CV?

Darn.

Stay classy, drunk Wisconsonites!

Your Thema is too a real Lancia?

Brazil and Canada: America's 51st and 52nd states.