Not a forklift, but close enough for a 5 minute Photoshop,

They need to make it wider and have a lower roof line, like a smaller M6 Gran Coupé.

It's a luxury car, not a sports car.

GODDAMNIT. I can't unsee that.

Kia. If they want to get into the luxury game they can't have a logo this boring and cheaply designed.

True. I saw someone else post "Don't get out" but obviously you need to have some idea of what's going on. You can't just sit there like an idiot, but you also can't walk miles in a snowstorm.

Don't get out and start walking. That's how you end up like this.

I'm glad I wasnt the only one to think that.

Do I have to go to third base on my passenger to use the shifter? If not, I don't want it.

Of course, once one put its from 1st to neutral by accident, you never forget.

I made this just for you Micheal.

I came so close to going to Michigan Tech for college. Kinda glad I went with a southern university instead.

So if theres no trunk, where do I stash my cocaine?

It's too bad you're not in Texas anymore, I work at a film production company and we love to make commercial parodies in our free time.

When you have to compare your car to a Dodge Neon to make it look marginally good, your car is shit.

I don't feel like I need to explain this one.

All of the years. All of them.

That doesnt change the fact that this entire article is stupid though. Tesla's and Volt's dont have engines either, although they do have basic gearboxes. The SLS electric drive also has motors at all for wheels (not inside though) and each can vector their own torque accordingly. Much more impressive than a little…

Engines and motors are different things.

Can you stop by College Station real quick? It's not that long of a trip in a Bugatti.