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I mean, it’s a TV show, so anything is possible, but Robin is his daughter, so the whole point of bringing her back specifically instead of some random other inhuman is to remind you of that episode and how the future *isn’t* changeable: it exists complete and entire already. Fitz has a whole speech explaining their

they tried that in the episode where they first met Robin.

Controlling the camera is a form of input, though? There’s nothing more fundamental to a game—or any piece of art, really—than the decision of whether or not to look at something. Also, uh, there’s no reason at all for VR to be a games centered medium, except that it initially started out in that space. Video games

Non-superhero comics *vastly* outsell cape comics these days. It isn’t even close. The industry is supported by graphic novels by folks like Raina Telgemeirer and manga, not the single issues being put out by DC and Marvel.

Cripes, it’s all dudes. Are there any women doing LPs that you recommend?

I don’t know, it’s nice to see a Meteor Man every once in a while.

Weird how that keeps happening to people.

This gif undermines my point, but, uh, for some reason I’ll allow it.

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Yo, literally one of the first scenes we see of Steve Rogers is entirely about how he can’t get laid, and how not being eligible to enlist is going to boost his prospects considerably.

Tony Stark is literally introduced in Iron Man fucking and discarding a random reporter, and his sexuality is a constant topic of commentary and comedy throughout every movie he has appeared in, whether it’s telling Pepper that he “wants one,” meaning Black Widow in Iron Man 2 or telling high school sophomore Peter

This is such a steaming load of garbage, considering how immediately and insistently the male heroes’ heterosexuality is established on screen.

Yeah, that’s all well and good, except that a lot of MacFarlane’s jokes cut against the accusers, not the abusers. Quagmire’s whole schtick at the the beginning of Family Guy was that he was a rapist, and how that was pretty fucking hilarious, right guys? His crack at the Oscars—“Congratulations, you five ladies no

You’re not, but there’s definitely a large pool of people who will let insistent heterosexuality like Stark’s—who literally started the entire MCU by fucking then discarding a random woman—pass without any complaint or comment whatsoever, while complaining that any onscreen indication of queerness is an unnecessary

Not in the movie, he wasn’t. He should have been, but they kept all that decidedly under the table or off it all together.

Tony Stark is *insistently* straight, and borderline-to-overtly sleazy in most of his appearances. Dude had a twenty second scene with Aunt May in Civil War and spent half of it saying how much he’d like to bone her.

Depending on how obsessively pedantic you really want to get, there are a few more queer characters in the MCU. Joey, Jeri, and Valkyrie, but also Isabel Hartley, Victoria Hand, Dottie Underwood and (possibly) Leopold Fitz and Agent Piper. Those are all pretty far down in the weeds, admittedly, but I might as well do s

This is why I always bring a jar labeled “Peach Tea” to DC movies now.

RDOZ

Your other joke about sexual assault was better.