You have to be 50 years old to join AARP, which means anyone born before 1974 is eligible this year. A GenX girl who was 11 when SMB1 came out in the US is that old, so, uh, your elderly grandma probably would get a kick out of talking to Mario.

Selling nudes is at least honest work. Good for him, frankly.

the scab has logged on

This is healthy and good and long overdue; video game prices have absolutely not kept up with inflation over the years, and it’s driven a ton of terrible free to play and service game models, not to mention the massive undervaluing of creative labor that goes into the games. NES games were $50 back in the 1989, the…

Why wouldn’t it be?

They explain what happened in Budapest in this movie, so there you go.

“Will be?” This already happens on PC. Consoles are the only gaming platform that hasn’t had this common if not standard for several years at this point.

Look, you don’t idolize the God of Mischief for centuries without learning how to troll people.

At least once.

At least once.

Yessssss, Luke Cage. They were setting up a Luke Cage vs. Misty Knight season 3 that could have been killer. Still bummed we never got it.

Dude raped an actress for El Topo, who gives a shit what he thinks about anything.

i mean american cops have been murdering dissidents for years, i’m not sure we have the human rights, either

where are you living that two people could go see a new movie in the theater for less than $30?

well, black widow was filmed in atlanta, georgia, at least in part, so there have been at least three. 

Counterargument: all of the filmed Ripleys have been miscast. The overwhelming feeling in the books is one of tension, of barely restrained panic as Ripley gets in way over his head and has to move constantly to keep everything up in the air. None of the leads really capture that, or Ripley’s essential worminess; they…

I’m stoked that both Silhouette Mirage and Quest for Glory are in this year!

What an amazingly grounded interview, for a show that was so good at staying in touch with its own history and mythology. Very charmingly matter of fact!

To be fair, having an unrequited crush on Daisy that everyone thinks is faintly ridiculous is a Fitz family tradition.

Their game, their rules.