Please don’t do this. If you haven’t been before, the alkali dust will fuck up everything on your bike. It may ‘wash’ off the body panels and tires, but your bike will never be the same. I implore you, having worked on and around Ducati’s in my past, for the sake of both the bike, and your mechanic (and your wallet)…
Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.
You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.
That’s such a amazing story that it’d be no less moving if your neighbor wasn’t someone famous. Choosing to be a part of a child’s life is such a powerful and lovely thing to do. Even for kids with stable homes and good relationships with their family, an adult’s interest can have such a transformational influence in…
I’m gonna make it work for all the other pale skinned sisters, I’ll break the parasol-ed ceiling, and if I land a mister with it I can just fold him up in the case and take him along everywhere too.
I’m a swimmer, and I use three different kinds of sunscreen for the pool- zinc and titanium-based cream for my face, lotion for the rest of my body that I can see and reach, and spray for the areas I can’t reach.
She really should have done the decent Republican thing and just inherited all her money.
He should live in a dungeon made out of hair and toenail clippings.
A first class ticket on Emirates is way nicer than the experience on most private jets, tbh.
Start with the phone sex first. It’s a gateway drug ;)
I was thinking he looks more like an upset walrus.
Never trust a fart!
The girl who is famous for talking shit about the other girl who is famous for doing nothing. I love life.
Isn’t that her a millionth time wearing that dress? Bored.
Fuck Mayweather, Pacquio, fuck this fight, and fuck everyone who supported it.
I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.
Kinda difficult with the rioting distracting public attention. It’s not fair and I agree the media should be responsible in how it covers these events and yes, I understand the frustration that led up to it but there’s nothing like violent rioting to derail a conversation and kill the public’s sympathy.
Controversial feminist opinion ahead:
I’d totally do a road trip, I agree that it’s very important. That’s when you really get to know someone and see if you get along well during stressful situations. I have never done a road trip with a bf.