I’m not even sure Nicole Curtis could save this place!

Shocking!! No wonder I can’t find decent catering staff anymore.

Cauliflower soup is one of my favorite things on the planet. This recipe sounds absolutely awful. Try roasting it for 45 minutes in the oven, throwing it in a pot with rest of ingredients and using stock instead of water...and for an extra special treat, throw in a parmesan rind in whilst it simmers and remove before…

Thank you for your commentary. It’s almost enlightening as mine.

Don’t worry...people won’t think you’re too obsessed seeing as you didn’t refer to him by his real name, Tom Riddle...not that I would know or anything.

I guess their concession sales will go up.

I have no idea who these particular people are but I do know a little about reality TV...I wouldn’t put it past the producers to fake someone’s cancer!

This is so true. I never really understood why people can’t smell their own stank. I am very aware of when my feet,, or any other part of me, are stinky...it’s usually directly related to the shoes I am wearing. I have a confession to make. I am one of those people who take my shoes off. I am 4’10 and my feet don’t…

I don’t find this so shocking or as horrifying as there are some pretty quiet and dark flights. What I do find shocking is that there are more people totally grossed out by feet. I personally am more grossed out by the idea of bodily fluids than I am someones fucking feet. I only have a problem with feet it someone is…

I have been close to two brothers for 22 years who never really got along all that great. One finally got the long time overdue change about 6 years or so ago and their relationship changed drastically for the better for the exact reasons that Brody stated about Caitlyn. When someone is not happy in their own skin for…

I have a major problem with the way he handled this, but as a long time private chef/caterer/restaurant worker, I find it bad practice to pre bus. It tends to make the other people at the table feel rushed. Also, my friends and I tend to share a lot when we go out to eat so an empty plate doesn't mean actually being…

Let's not forget this is reality TV, which means it is as far from reality as it gets. 3 of my very closest friends are editors for reality TV. One worked on this show for a season. It's all bullshit. She did sign up for it, but probably had no idea how much crap she was going to have to fake and put up with. She…

As someone who absolutely despises flip flops (personally can't stand anything between my toes, and the sound of them drives me bonkers) the thing I find the least offensive about these photos are the flip flops.

He and Lisa Bonet came into a coffee shop I was cooking for about 5 years ago. I have never wanted to be the meat in the sandwich so bad in my life. They were super nice and good tippers on top of it. Need Mo Momoa!

My awesome dad passed away at way to young of an age, 54. He was a very funny guy, but one of the goofiest...and evil for a teen that liked to sleep in on weekends...was his way he woke my brothers and me up on those days. He would either put Beethoven on at the highest volume he could and march up and down the…

I used to do a lot of club and party performing and I had a Long Island, Jewish housewife “character” Rona, that I used a few times. I got this character from a woman I met at a bus stop in Seattle who was visiting from NY who preceded to tell me the craziest stories. Rona wore a plaid polyester pant suit and had big…

Ah, the beltway! My hometown. Make it work woman! Maybe you can attach a mister to it for those insanely humid summers!

Parasols never stopped being a thing...at least in my world. I use them on a regular basis! Be careful of the cheap chinese ones though. The sun still gets through them. I got sun burned badly thinking it was protecting me.

A houseboy who knows how to use the large cock.

I’m a private chef and the first thing I would get is a housekeeper...at my new house on my tropic island getaway of course.