I got a nice message from a guy on OK cupid and we took it to the next level...texting. We had some funny conversation via text and he asked me to meet him for a drink. I said sure. He immediately asked me if I had bush. I wrote back jokingly/literally that I had a few bushes in my front yard. His response...”Good! I…

I really don’t understand this Pie Vs Cake thing. I’m pro pastry of all kinds!!! I didn’t know it was a thing. It’s dessert!!! ALL HAIL ALL PASTRY AND SWEETS!! TEAM SUGAR, BITCHES! Now I’m off to make an ice cream sundae.

I worked as a nanny for a couple families in Spain and about 4 here in the US...all with children that age that get weird about broken bananas or the wrong person opened it. Only in the US did this happen. The European kids ate whatever was put in front of them...even if they said they didn’t like it, they ate it. I…

Both my nephew’s and my best friends kids schools don’t allow processed sugary foods due to the fact that kids get all jacked up on it and can’t concentrate as well...which is totally true. Three of those four kids totally lose their shit from it. I refuse to give them sugar unless I know they are going to go ride…

I am a dog lover and I am totally against dogs being anywhere near my food for a couple reasons. First...Most dog owners are even worse than owners of human children when it comes to policing them. Second...Every time I go to a restaurant that allows dogs on the patios, it never fails that there is dog hair blowing in…

There are two things that are completely necessary before I ever get married. Take a road trip together. If you don’t want to kill each other by the end, you are soul mates. If you fight like crazy, call it off now! Second, fart in front of him. If he still loves you, you know you are golden.

I really shouldn’t have laughed so hard at this...but I did.

Oh my gourd. Can I please be their private chef!!?

Meh..I think they are both equally as horrific. Guy wearing it is just pissed he didn’t think of it first

Dulles overcrowded? I love this airport for the main reason that it’s not. Ever been to O’hare? LAX? Talk about overcrowded. There is never congestion in the drop off or pick up decks. Also, as someone mentioned, the amount of security lines they have is amazing. I have never had to wait more than 20 minutes there. My…

I gotta admit, I bought some JS undies at the Ross Dress for Less and they were so comfortable I went back and bought more. Now don’t all rush out at once.

All I can say is that I would be so incredibly turned off by a man who gave me the same fucking gift as he did his previous girlfriend. Uhhhh...Buh Bye

Yes Eugene. I feel bad for the state because I did read that there were quite a few people opposed to it. It's always the little guy that winds up suffering for it as well. Let's hope it gets overturned. I can't wait to see how many other good "Christian" states follow...and pretty quickly I'm sure.

I am going to come out to a lot of people here today because I feel I have something important to say. I am an Atheist. I was raised right by my momma and daddy. I have high morals, integrity, compassion, and much love for my fellow homosapiens. I respect everyone's religions and their beliefs and never try to…

Did no one catch this on the Jeremy Renner story?

I don't know anyone who has gotten a finger tattoo that hasn't faded really bad...in a very short time. It's a very difficult place to tattoo I assume because they never look that great from the start.

Agreed. There should be a government study on why we feel that way. And is it Chuck or Ed? I got seriously sucked into GG when I spent 10 days in bed really sick. By the end of the show I was so team Chuck, but just despised him for most of the run.

He looks like a cheap and smarmier version of this guy

I had been dating my boyfriend for about a year and decided I needed to get out of rainy Seattle for a while. A friend of mine let me come stay at her beach house in Florida for a few months. Before I left my boyfriend bought a couple tickets to come visit during my duration. So, a little background on sex. Said…

Someone who is completely wasted, severely depressed, and deeply misses the people he grew up with. Mental illness and depression are so intense. As someone who went through a very intense depression and self medicated, the thoughts that I had and things I said were pretty much just like this. It was really tough to…