I was gifted some pure shea butter brought back from a friend on a trip to Africa. It was brought in a big glob of bulk in a plastic bag. Hands down the best thing I have ever put on my lips for moisturizing. I have tried so many different lip balms and will never go back.

I was gifted some pure shea butter brought back from a friend on a trip to Africa. It was brought in a big glob of…

Yeah, I call horse shit! Unless she gets her face shellacked post application...or maybe she was only asleep for one minute.

Well, that's still a pretty good turn out and glad you had fun.

The two hour ceremony alone would make it a shit show in my book. The priest had to have been sober by the end.

So mother nature was your Marvin. I've been to Texas many a time, mostly Dallas and Houston areas and the weather has always been completely crazy. One time I had to change my flight back home because of tornado warnings...just happened to be the massive storm that caused all those insane tornadoes in Oklahoma back in…

When you find them you can start a Bay City Rollers cover band. Then, and only then, will you be the coolest god damn guy in the world. S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y!

My cat has the most amazingly fluffy and inviting tummy. She HATES to have it touched and it kills me so I wait until she is super sound asleep and I steal rubs. Most of the time she wakes up and draws blood but it's so worth it.

While I think Kate is one of the most talented on the thew show, this women bares a striking resemblance to Vanessa, not only in her looks but her voice and her speech patterns. It's as if her Miley character went vegan and lost her mind.

Oh my god! I just watched the chicken baby video. Are we sure that isn't Vanessa Bayer from SNL with a crew cut doing a skit?

Ah, I think you are talking about Paul Rudd. I was referring to Liev Schreiber. Liev is around 6'3".

I can't tell if you are being facetious or not, but I am 4'11 and most people seem tall to me.

I have had quite a few celebrity run ins...Prince being my all time, most insanely star struck, wetting my pants moment, but wasn't strange at all.

I was the private chef for a director on a movie that Liev was doing. I became good friends with his assistant at the time. He would go out to dinner and drinking with us and was a really down to earth guy. Very nice...and tall.

The amazing lunch I just spent an hour making is now ruined. It's repulsive enough to think about his face, but I draw the line at the headline alone. I am done until this has passed. Not the hump day I was looking for!

This is my mom. We begged her for years to go on the show. She has watched it pretty much every night since it started airing and constantly solves puzzles with only one letter and sometimes none. It would freak us out. Her excuse for not trying to get on the show...she has really bad luck and she would just hit…

She is 20...a little more apt to handling death of her cats, but she has been away at college and just couldn't wait to get home to be with them.

That does sound entertaining. Thank you for the suggestion and the song.

I need mindless entertainment. My brothers house caught on fire yesterday morning while all my immediate family was visiting for the holidays. It's bad. Half the house has been pretty badly damaged and everything in it is a loss. My family is safe, but my niece lost her precious kitty cats. I was the only one not able…

I can't even get past the headline. Not gonna read this. My head has already exploded.

Huh? Where are you eating your tortilla soup? At a Chinese restaurant? Tortilla soup might be one of the most non greasy soups I have ever eaten. It's tomato and stock based with a bit of shredded chicken, tortilla strips, and usually topped with maybe some cilantro and avocado and maybe a bit of cheese.