Ermergerd!! That guinea pig needs to be best friends with my kitteh!! Ziggy Shazaam approves

I swear, I can't even watch elephant videos without crying. They are the most amazing animal. "I lurve them sooo murch" said in best Holly Hunter voice.

If they put Ariana Grande in a skit, I think we can't avoid the hell they want to put us through.

I never click on Kardashian articles unless it's about something completely batshit crazy they wear. This right here made it all worth it.

You just ruined hump day for me.

I had a cat that from the time it was a kitten went everywhere with me. I was working for my dad so I was able to bring it to his office everyday. It loved the car, sat on my shoulder when I took walks, love the basket of my bike, would hang at the beach with me, played fetch, would walk on a leash, and wasn't scared…

I believe they released it so people would know what type of victim the perp is targeting. Not that I think that helps. Is is supposed to mean women of other races should feel safer? It might give a false sense of security.

This gave me so much joy...until I got to the last vine about calling your grandparents. Sadly, none of mine are still on this plain. I am now making a home made pizza in honor of my italian grandparents...from scratch Nanny!! Even the sauce!! You know I wouldn't let you down!!

Great advice from a lot of people. I would recommend a rescue dog over 2 years old. Puppies can be too stressful, not just on your parents, but on the old girl as well. My parents would always have 2 dogs. One always a bit older than the other. As soon as the older would pass, they would adopt another rescue. It…

As a chef, I never put salt on my table. In my 20 year career as a head chef and caterer I have only ever had 1 person ask for salt. If you know how to cook and season food properly, it's not an issue. At the same time, I've wondered often if I have over salted food, but I haven't had any complaints yet. I think this…

I'm still trying to wrap my head around inmates having cell phones. Is this allowed?

Well, don't I feel silly? Hell, I hadn't even had my first Martini of the night. I think that was my first mistake in trying to translate gawkertalk.

I believe Mr/Miss Slope was pointing out that it doesn't matter whether the dog was his or not, it's still just as fucked up and totally irrelevant. At least that's the way I read it.

Best news ever! I can't imagine where I would be right now...dead, in prison, or living on the streets if my school had a zero tolerance policy. At that age you either don't give a fuck or you think your life is completely over. It is devastating, ridiculous, and unproductive I am behind this 1000%.

I had this same experience with a cousin as well. He came into my bedroom when I was about 14. He was 19. He ran when I woke up. Sadly, this is the first time I have ever told anyone. I'm 45 now. I saw him only once after that.

The thing that is so crazy to me is that my stupid nephew got busted for drunk driving in VA a few years ago and hit 2 parked cars when he did it...Not a day in jail. So speeding in VA is more serious than drunk driving? Okay.

The only thing I find horribly offensive about this is that we are still calling it music...after at least 5 other songs she sings sounds just like it...Now get off my lawn!!

Hey overpaid idiots. You might want to use that money to hire writers that can actually write an show that doesn't require a laugh track. Fuck off.

Ha!! I wonder if he saw my good friend who is about 2 weeks from giving birth.

I believe you mean nitpicker. Maybe you are craving cherry pie, though I am more of a cobbler fan. Maybe you need to move a pallet? Sorry, I don't mean to be nit-picky, I just got a good chuckle out of your comment.