I am having FOMO just thinking about how cool the Pomo Afro Homos must be.

I am sad to say that the cake is gone. I ate it all. Alone. In my bed.I did not share it. Now I must go walk 4ooo miles to work it off. There! You don't need to have cake FOMO anymore.

Oh, high school....where FOMO was born. Cake won't help you, although I am willing to share, I can say just put on those dancing shoes, take a chance or a hit of acid or two, and just do it!!

HA! I catered a wedding for a couple close friends this weekend and they gave me their leftovers...the equivalent of a full size triple layer 10" cake. Though it is giving me days of endless pleasure and it is also giving me months of endless waistline. Ice cream not needed. BUT, if you are anywhere near Venice…

Oh, yes. Soon people will be looking on a map to figure out where they are instead of what they mean.

You mean first there was FOMO. That term has been used by myself and a ton of people I know going back to the mid 90's.

I feel your unlucky pain, Erika. My friends think I 'm cursed. I found $5 once. That's about it. Everything else...not so great. Though, I am still an extremely optimistic person. Maybe I need to change my attitude to "bad" ?

I believe he has confused this with the story his momma told him when he asked her how he was made.

The bathing suit shop I bought my suits at has a box of tissues and a trash can in every dressing room and asks you to stuff a tissue down yonder. I felt a little better about trying them on.

Her favorite word was "stellar". I can't even hear that word to this day. She was OCD, certifiably crazy, and loved to dump any dirty dishes I left in the sink on my bed, as well as my mail and junk that was on our "mail/junk" table. She fucked the boyfriends of two of our closest friends. She loved to spread vicious…

This is the true sign that the end of the world is coming...or that the marijuana has just gotten that strong.

This is the worst news ever!! Now my ok cupid account is going to be filled with even more perverted messages about wanting to fuck a cougar...Or best news ever because someone closer to my age other than a 20 or 60 year old might write me.

Oh my god. I just read my friends kids a childrens book about a farting dog that the dad wanted to return...until it farted on some burglars and drove them away. I don't think this will be how this ends.

99% of the time I discipline straight away, but there is always that 1% that the stories they come up with and their behavior just makes it too fun to not drag it out a bit. I believe this is one of those times.

Hmm...I tried typing this once to my BFF while I was babysitting her kids.

I did that exact same move in 1994. Devils Tower. Drive up the road that says it's for park workers only, drop a blanket and listen to the sound of nothing and everything. it was so quiet there I could hear ants crawling. It was amazing and beautiful. I had the most amazing experience there.

Yes, while it tries to have a positive message, though I don't find it all that catchy, I find it strange that it seems so negative in the movie. She kind of turns into a crazy person during that whole scene, rejects everyone, and basically becomes a villain in the movie. She's left alone, isolated, and angry. It…

I feel his pain. I went to my BFFs kids talent show and it was sung..badly...6 times. I freaked out on the 6th time, which was only halfway through the show to walk home. While walking home I came across a young girl in her front yard singing and dancing...this fucking song....I ran. I ran as fast as I could to the…

Thanks. It's Ziggy as in Ziggy Stardust cuz of her patch and lightning bolt over her eye. Shazaam because of same and her tail has 3 kinks in it and is shaped like a Z. I think my head would explode if I had Ziggy and Sprinkles together in the same room. You can use it. I have no claim. I think the world needs more…

When sprinkles gets well enough, I would like her to become besties with my calico, Miss Ziggy Shazaam.