are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

I was feeling kind of weird about this job in the first place. I had had one interview that went well with the one owner and was back for a final interview with the other. He spent the whole time peeping down my top and asking me off the cuff questions about the female owner. I finally asked if they were married or…

Congratulations Ciara and Russell... On making sex the least sexy and most boring thing.

It freaks me out how often I have seen little reddit trolls convinced that every teenage girl really, really wants to participate in a gangbang (I assume because they think porn is reality), and therefore all gangbangs are totally consensual always. It’s frightening.

I remember it like it was yesterday, we all gathered around the Picture Box and prayed.

If it makes you feel better, you can always blame Fox News for creating Donald Trump in the first place. Because he is Fox News as a presidential candidate.

While I don’t dig the clear Bernie bias in the following Paste article (nor in this Jezebel article either...”the excellent campaign”?), I did find the q&a on the history and relative lack of importance of superdelegates to be informative: http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/…

They were both drunk and unprofessional. Not feeling the outrage with this one.

on the other hand, he’s definitely an overinflated whoopie cushion covered in cheez-whiz

I FUCKING LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS except for all the religious crap.

Oh man, I was just telling this story on another website this week ironically enough.

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

For 18 years, no one had the courage to tell blind white supremacist Clarisse Bigsby that she was, in fact, black. That would all change one fateful day in south Texas, moments after what seemed, at the time, to be nothing more than a botched call in a football game...

That moment when you realize social chair Braxton booked the Beta Butt Chug Formal on the same night that Entourage comes out on DVD.

Queasy because it’s encroaching on your fanfic, or queasy because it aint easy bein easy?

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

That reminds me of this guy I knew who insisted he had a nine-inch dick. I dunno why he got so upset with me calling him pencildick.