Some of my favorite memories with my husband are from our road trips together. It’s definitely trial by fire for a relationship, but when it works, it’s amazingly fun!

It is really hard to take clothes off of someone who isn’t conscious.

I know you’re trying to be sensational and snarky, but this wastewater recovery technology is actually really cool and should be more widely used. Water: we’re not making any more of it folks.

Hollywood be like : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She realized she was on camera. She just didn’t have the self control to hold back the vitriol once she got going. Can you imagine how she treats the people in her life?

Shrumpshordshrampshireberrywood on toast

Less Screwed ‘16! Fuck Yeah!

An old school fatter Karl hologram.

This story is lacking in closure

“Everyone licks Rob’s ass and does whatever he says.”

Um, there a lot of fucking things cuter than a 2 year old yelling in a restaurant, or 2 year-olds in general, MJH. Like puppies, kittens, and puppy-kitten friendships.

I just sent a super angry email to Gov Pence. Filled with piss and vinegar. At the end of it, I said I'm not setting foot in Indiana or traveling there until this law is repealed.

I'm going to start a coffee shop in my hometown that specifically prohibits bigots. I'll say it's due to my Catholic faith, because apparently I can use that to do ANYTHING.

Travis Fimmel (aka Ragnar on Vikings). Oh. My. God.

Why don't they just take her on as an oral history project? Allow her to remain at her base rent, with the condition that she records her memories of the neighborhood for use at the Museum. Everybody wins, nobody's a charity case.

Husband designed them. Mimics the art on the back on our first stove in our first kitchen that we shared together. We love to cook, eat and entertain.

My cat loves all food. He's also a horrible mooch and just generally a butt who refuses to learn good manners. He will climb ALL OVER YOU if you have food, just trying to get at that food. And then he tries to grab the plate. Or will smack your fork as you bring it to your mouth. And if you try to spray him with water…

Well he just got a part in something called L.A. Crime as a serial killer so...yay I think lol

I am so weirdly attracted to Chuck Bass that it makes me uncomfortable. I want Ed Westwick to be in more things!