“Come on, Shitler.”

Say anything you want about Harley Quinn

Rocket Man makes rocket fuel, damn!

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

But inside, he was just really hoping for a muffin basket. 

Exactly, talk to me when the baby has played call of duty until 8 am

Thunder Kiss ‘65 remains a banger.

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

Motherfuckers are playing checkers but they imprisoned the black pieces and tried to deport the red pieces

Jim Tomsula’s impact is being felt from top to bottom in this organization.

If he really wanted to emulate the Undertaker, it should have taken him at least 12 minutes to get from the on-deck circle to the batter’s box.

ooooooohhh he’s halfway there...

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

I swear to fucking God if the Steelers go 0-16 with Roethlisburger out and the Dolphins win a game in December that they have no business winning, I’m going to lose my goddamned mind.

So Rudolph is going to have to lead the way?

Release the coach Cut!

Yes, just as it is not a code word to disguise “hate fags” in our profile name by spelling it backwards, 557sgafetah. My, aren’t you clever.

Nobody cares about your forced-birth fetish.

Billy Idol is the cherry on top of this movie’s delicious sundae.

If you pay 165 bucks to attend a ‘workshop’ being give by an ‘influencer’, you deserve to be swindled. Also, you obviously need a court appointed conservator.