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They promised him Lucas wasn’t involved, and he could have ice cream every day.

^This guy. NewsRadio was the best; I love that episode; RIP Phil; he was crizappy!

It was perfect! PERFECT! Also, the State Department told him to do it, he can show you the papers, and Pence did the same shit, too, so it’s perfectly above board.

It’s sweet and all, but you’d think Disney/Marvel/Allthe$$$Corp could have sprung for some hookers and blow.

Not a fan of New Orleans, but only ever went there on funeral detail, so I am familiar with all those mausoleums. And Japanese tourists taking pics while you’re trying to lay some vet to rest. New Orleans just seemed like a dirty city to me. Physically; I’m fine with “emotionally” dirty cities.

Forget the treason and inhumanity and blatant greed and corruption, can we just fire these idiots for rank incompetence? If we go to war, this White House will just send the OPLAN right to Iran, and Trump will say on Twitter he was absolutely allowed to do so as “Persedent. This administration makes Baby Jesus say

Yeah, ‘cause there are never enough lance corporals around to lift heavy shit.

The Navy couldn’t ID the whisper drive on the Red October. That these are “unidentifiable” isn’t that big of a concern; it just means it’s Russian stealth tech.

I look forward to new character “Becky” who calls the cops on Huey for:

Just because the GM said you can’t play a Jester/Ninja/Sorcerer is no reason to scatter the party’s dice. That’s bad form. You’ve got the next round of Mountain Dew.

Probably because Hustlers doesn’t have a built-in, preexisting (rabid) male fan base such as Star Wars or the Marvel properties do.

I look forward to the DCEU version: 5 minutes of plodding emo, 20 seconds of thrash metal, and one kid playing Kal-El standing morosely to the side the whole time. Which is high school.

I wore out multiple cassettes of Heartbeat City in junior high. Probably listened to it once a day for a year, year and a half solid. The Cars are easily in my “Top 10" bands, and that album would be on the list of “you’re stranded on a desert island, but have electricity and leisure time, so which 10 albums would you

Yes, but that dude clearly knows how to close the deal.

“As if gamma accidents, radioactive bug bites, only one eye patch shop in Los Angeles, Coulson trying to unionize, Maria Hill not shutting up about how HIMYM is going to stick the landing, Justin Hammer’s cost overruns, the radioactive bugs coming out of Pym’s old lab, helicarrier fuel costs, and assorted mutants

Beat an opponent by 88 points? Jordan would have gotten it to 100.

“...that is a beautiful young man. Also, my National security Advisor. A lot of people don’t know this, but you can pick up strategic and foreign policy expertise from PS4 while streaming Battlerstar Galactica. Oh, yeah, he’s going to be head of the Space Force.”

Bolton’s gone. Who’s going to advise Trump on this existential threat?

It helped that I was actually a D-backs fan, but making fun of Yankees fans (who had been loud and obnoxious as hell [i.e., Yankees fan] up until that bloop single) is a great memory from that night.

I was stationed in Louisiana for a couple of years. The entire state is that kid in 7th grade shop class screaming “you’re a fag!” at anyone smarter than him, accessorizing with a stars-and-bars t-shirt and an LSU cap.