Hardy’s a decent choice. I don’t actually care who plays Simon Williams, but I better get Wonder Man and Beast Do Las Vegas in Phase 6.

That dude Joe Don Baker played in Living Daylights was more financially, politically and strategically savvy than anyone in than Trump White House. That dude Joe Don Baker played in GoldenEye and Tomorrow Never Dies is more personable then anyone in the Trump White House.

There’s believable connections here: I can see Sophia and Yoda doing brunch, you know Papa Palpatine was getting with Blanche, and those Dorothy/Lando rumors!

I know the Marines are Semper Hard On for this guy, and he may have been great tactically, but once he was in the world of the politicians/businessmen he just stroked whoever he needed to for career/$$$. His rep is completely compromised, and he has no moral ground to stand on, but he’s “military!” and so he’ll still…

“Antonio Brown and the Patriots reached agreement on a 1-year deal worth up $15 million that includes a $9 million signing bonus, and dedicated airbrush artist for his helmet, per source. AB has to pay for his own watcher when he goes to the cryo place, though.”

C’mon, these are cadets. Let them enjoy almost winning on a clearly delineated field before they hit the real world. It will be bad enough when the current class gets graduated early to invade Greenland and wherever it is that hurricanes come from.

Sharpie’s profits are going to spike now, aren’t they? The Cult of Trump will buy a dozen each. Not to write with (they can’t), or draw with (crayons). To sniff.

“Too proud and embarrassed to call it off”: the rallying cry of the GOP! The Iraq War was warranted!

I’m all for the Raiders looking like a drunken clown show, but allowing Steelers fans to seem “right”? There’s got to be a line.

What the hell are these parents complaining about? That’s free child discipline conditioning!

Remind everyone that Russia is the majority stockholder in our leader.

She’s a pro. With a brain. And I’m sure it’s not the first time she’s heard some guy who’s “played the game” say something idiotic because it’s a mantra he’s been taught for so long that it’s no longer subject to rational scrutiny.

Drew must have a hot brunch date with the wife. Or he rolled over, hit “publish”, and is now deeply back in the Dreamlands where Brady is chased by nameless horrors and the Vikes only suck on alternating years.

Still kind of “meh” on this one, but I do like Sarah Connor saying “I’ll be back” in a nonchalant way. I’m worried the film will have too many such homages/call backs/lack of anything original.

Yes. I look forward to the month before the election, when they outlaw tofu, abortions, non-blonde women, and the surname “McCain”.

They forgot Korg. They got what they deserved.

If Mattis wanted to play the “it’s my duty” card, he’d still be there. I’m sure he told himself he was trying to keep the lunatic-in-chief in check, but you go down with that ship, then.

No. The owners would bring in Calvin, based on his skill at Calvinball, before they’d risk upsetting their knee-jerk reactionary fans. That situation isn’t about skill or ability anymore, it’s about the wrath of the morons who think NFL stands for (Uppity) N*****s For Life.

It should, because it will start to effect them now. There are a lot of kids born overseas, and now they’ll have to go through a bunch of paperwork, bureaucracy, etc., even the white ones. It’s also not going to help when the Trump caliphate stops recognizing Hawaii as a state, and calls that “overseas” as well.

You’d think the Chosen One would be nicer to people at a venue for rich folks in the South. Granted, it’s not one of his courses, but still.