Around 1:22 it just looks like a single file of endless zombie turtles coming out of the water, and the amplified “CHOMPS” make it no less creepy.

There’s no way he’s looking at Narnia:

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2021)

APG.

I don’t believe a word of it. That was just a Brown Life Model Decoy. Antonio’s not even in the country; he’s currently in Britain, getting tips on how to leave an organization with dignity.

Hey! Gruden is going to show everyone the old way works, just as soon as those nerds up at NFL HQ let Antonio Brown use his ancient-ass helmet! Tradition!

The result of gundarks inbreeding.

Was stationed in Maryland for a few years. Went to quite a few Orioles games (nice park, the O’s were pretty good then). Went to one Ravens game; holy crab cakes, it was boring. It felt like every series was two incomplete passes by Flacco; standing there on 3rd-and-long to try and draw the opposing defense into an…

I remember when the Army went from the Personnel Armor System for Ground Troops (PASGT) helmet (the trusty ol’ kevlar) to the Advanced Combat Helmet (ACH) that was better in every way, and I refused to report for formation. Good times.

9th birthday: parents took me and some friends to see Empire Strikes Back; got there mere minutes before it started, had to sit in the front row and tilt my head back to see the screen. It was like IMAX! Also got some Star Wars action figures and some pretty good cake.

Me too. I’d say that tactically, operationally, strategically, and musically:

Asian girls.

I liked the initial take on his origin, G.I. Joe #26 and #27, but when they started Lucas-grade retconning it (the random drunk driver was Cobra Commander’s brother! one of the LRRP team members they thought was dead is in the Crimson Guard!) it got stupid. Still love those issues, though, and of course #21 “Silent…

Bring. Back. Bunheads.

The airborne delivered bear commando program was suspended by the CIA in ‘15; I call bullshit.

Antonio, c’mon man, Imperial Stormtroopers wear useless helmets, you don’t hear them complaining.

Lucas is a great “idea” man, but as time went on and he got more Hollywood cred, didn’t have to fight as much to get projects made, and was allowed to do as he wanted with no checks and balances, his flaws at trying to execute those ideas all by himself became apparent. He needs people both helping and pushing back,…

Looney Tunes with adamantium shields. Sold.

As a retired military person, you know what I do when I see someone at a sporting event with their hat still on during the Anthem? I don’t worry about it, because this is damn America. And they might not be an American, and have no reason to follow our jingoistic mantra. Or they might have trouble getting a long-ass…

There is a tiny, rabid base of Snyder acolytes who would pay, but they wouldn’t enjoy it because of all the cheers from the screening of Black Widow next door.