Trump will use this as proof that his trade war with China is working, because they can’t get quality software for their parks. Also, that it is proof that the biblical flood happened, while showing that global warming can be faked. It’s a contradictory three-fer for his base! (Half of whom think China is in Mexico)

Please no Spelljammer.

Lord Soth (I can’t remember where I put my car keys half the time, yet somehow I can remember that). Decent villain, and you’re right, the Dragonlance/Ravenloft cinematic universe is right there. Hollywood’s going to make Strahd sparkly, though.

D-backs! That’s my team! Happy in the .500 range! (We’re done for the year. Sell. Just sell all the players. Get what you can for Marte and hit the casino.)

Good. Because I need to find out what Manfried and Uta have been doing, and I’m sure that Rona Thorne has some kind of master plot in the works involving Conway Stern (real name!).

Hopefully they can manage some cameos and random extras in masks to bump up the roll call to make it seem epic, but nothing’s going to touch a double splash page with George Perez trying to fit in everyone.

Dude was Todd Ingram; fair’s got nothing to do with it.

It was the bomb. One of my friends called it The Wheel. “What does the Wheel say I need to hit a 2 AC?”

September 20th is on the training calendar now as “Drone Pilot Live-Fire Qualification and Unit Picnic”.

Yeah, I started 1st Edition (only 5 books at the time) and I was big into Dragon. The combat computer was two pieces of card stock that you cut out, cut a couple of windows into, pinned together, and then you put an arrow on the armor class you were trying to hit, and then looked along your class row and level to find…

The “Combat Computer” that came in Dragon Magazine #74 was a godsend.

I prefer “3 Small Words” or “Spin Around”, but there’s not a song on that album I dislike.

“family of systems” is military acquisition code for “it can do everything you need it to, now, and in the future!*”

It’s Monday; the copy editors don’t come to work until Tuesday.*

Fargo Rock City is one of my favorite books. After that, Chuck kind of lost me.

She’s the right age to play Kitty Pryde right now. Marvel needs to get on that, stat.

Star Trek V is not a classic movie. No one, at all, was asking “What does God need with a starship?”

This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball, maybe remember how many outs there are. You got it?

This is all on Sony, right? Because Marvel’s a well-oiled machine, and Sony is standing next to an exploded car, covered in oil, going “See! I’m like Venom, and Venom made money! Right? I have good ideas! Silver Sable will WORK! Guys?”

“The sexual tension between Anakin and Padmé when they meet again as adults is palpable” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA