There aren’t any death scenes. It might be a little over the head of a 3 year old.

Re: Megamind. I had hated most Dreamworks movies (Shrek 2 causes cancer), and I was home on leave visiting my sister’s family when my brother-in-law asked me if I had seen it; I said no. So he threw in the disc and showed me the scene towards the end where Megamind makes his entrance and saves Roxy to “Welcome to the…

I myself discussed the appeal of various physical attributes of some of Hollywood’s leading ladies with my crew over the comms system in my MRAP with 2 reporters from Stars and Stripes in the back listening in. Those dudes were cool about it. 

“they aren’t primarily about the redemption, joy and gifts of the holiday season”

I remember when this came out and thinking “live action Disney”? That’s probably not going to go well. And it is SO good, for all the reasons Caroline listed. Seriously, if the “That’s How You Know” sequence doesn’t max out your happy-meter, have someone wake you up from your turkey coma.

I’m thankful that the vast majority of my working career was in the military: there are no “customers”, and at least the assholes are the assholes you know. Getting shot at is secondary.

As a Star Wars fan, I have to say that the new trilogy has pretty much punted. The movies haven’t stunk up the place like the prequels, but it’s been: much ado about Rey’s parentage, with no satisfying answer; a retread of the Rebellion/Empire dynamic, just not as good; and Finn’s story getting shunted to the side in…

In football you only have to have tactical success; she defeated Saddam and the Taliban, all that insurgency afterwards doesn’t translate to pro sports. And given that she can ignore human suffering, she should be able to block out Browns fans’ cries of woe quite easily.

So, you’ve never been to Louisiana?

It’d be a good in, since most of the other characters aren’t that audience friendly,but I’m not sure if a character who changes his physical form quicker than Doctor Who on coke would hold viewer loyalty.

I vote for the timeline where he live-streams himself shredding the sixteen pages he actually has complete.

But, but, you can have a different lead for every episode of the Croyd Crenshaw/Sleeper series! Go very adult for the Fortunato series! (We’re talking pimp with magic powers, people, like Dolemite and Doctor Strange had a baby!) And the cutesy Kid Dinosaur hour for the kiddies!

The first three books are really good, and then they start going downhill, fast.

My mom was cool with D&D; rented “The Terminator” for me as my first R-rated movie; and was fine with heavy metal, as long as I used headphones and she didn’t have to hear it. I can’t think of anything she “banned” in the 80s. Maybe her most strident opinion was that KISS “looked dumb”. Can’t really argue that.

You take that back. “Nestor, the Long–Eared Christmas Donkey” is a stone-cold classic.

Sonuvabitch. Screw you, Thanos, that was uncalled for.

Can we stop calling random fan-fic “theories?” If it was “I submit evidence A, B, X and Stark to equal ‘!yesplease!’” then fine, but a high school kid who’s never been on a plane does not equal 9/11. Before Civil War, I’m pretty sure Peter had been out of Queens a maximum of 4 times; that doesn’t mean Uncle Ben was…

Race Bannon taking out a planeload of Nat King Cobra’s henchmen is quality Venture Bros.

As “America’s Team”, as the country goes, so go the Cowboys. There’ll be a slight hopeful uptick this week, they still won’t outright win, and they’ll still be run be an obnoxious white guy.

I remember people defending Ice as a musical genius, that he was turning music upside down. Pretty sure these same people thought Milli Vanilli were next level.