Nah, that’s a pretty solid take. I’m not going to stop you now.

He has definitely been in the vicinity of 40 cakes more than once in his life.

This dude isn’t Luthor; Lex never had to puff out his chest and glare in the hopes that that would make people respect him. 

I’ll take a stab at it: studio execs are money-grubbing idiots who think that parents will pay money for anything if it will shut the rugrats up for 1.5 hours.

A good reminder that all future combat leaders were once Bluto in Animal House.

I am going to go to class; then I am going to vote (on campus); then I am going to watch “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” on the big screen. I will not expand on the TGTB&TU metaphor, but we all know where Trump lies. (Lies, get it!?)

Season 1 had Christina Hendricks and Bree Turner; I watched it religiously. And it was bad - Benji Saves the Universe bad.

“Hey, Cleave, how closely do we have to guard the horses?”

Counterpoints: a) he’s awesome; b) he can support himself for life off of fan conventions; c) he’s awesome; d) he’s easily Outback Steakhouse material; e) your manager at the Wawa said to get back to work

“Hi. I’m Freddie; we’re Queen. Mind if we just own all of creation for about the next 20 minutes? Thanks.”

STFU & GTFO ASAP.

Once he fights his way through a dozen guards, six Shaolin monks, and a drunken-monkey-fist kung-fu master, I hope Mr. Chow enjoys his temple on a hidden island in heaven. Junior high me salutes you, and rewinds all four Bruce Lee movies before returning them to Blockbuster.

Avatar: Where’s the calendar of MCU release dates again? 

Well, yeah; that’s a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

It kinda jumped the shark with “undead dragon”, but until Rikkon’s clone shows up I’ll give it a pass, since it still has medieval Hit-Girl and spectacular battle scenes. Plus incest.

Someone brainwashed by the Russians, and a man of color? That’s not going to play in the Red states.

One day it will be Romana III, and that will be a good day.

I need to get married and spawn so I can pull that; that is quality trolling.

There must be a good crop of college MMA in the offing if White is going to start tanking for draft picks. But two, three years down the road the UFC will be set to take the Super Bout from the OFC, just you wait.

I dig Thanos as a villain, but after killing one-half of all life, did he sterilize the other half? Breeding will get us back to the same levels of resource scarceness in a of couple generations. Is he going to have to do it again?