Trailer - (Picking up immediately after Infinity War)

You can’t expect a columnist to keep all those “-ly” words straight. If Spellcheck says it’s good, it’s a go.

“Ailing grandparent” is #9 on the Heidi Cruz “list of excuses for avoiding sex with Ted”. 

You give an 8-year-old girl a sword and France gets nervous; it’s just practical politics.

The Lady of the Lake wouldn’t have given a sharp object to Trump, and is therefore a more logical, practical system of government than the one we’ve got. 

Secret Wars started in ‘84; Secret Wars II started in ‘85. I’m not a fan of Secret Wars (individual taste) but Secret Wars II should be gathered up and buried in the hole with the E.T. Atari cartridges.

How did I not know this?!?

Big. Red. NO.

Water to wine? That promotes alcoholism, and welfare mothers.

I am cool with that, because it will lead to the gritty Little Orphan Annie reboot, and Zack Snyder needs work.

“series will center around young Alfred’s relationship with the elder Wayne, with whom he forms a security company” - And then he winds up as the butler? Wrong stock plan, dude.

I didn’t even recognize Fugit, and it took me a bit with Haas; shame they got old. Glad that hasn’t happened to me. At. All.

Cap’s not dying. He’s going to live on a farm upstate, with trees and lots of room to run.

Saw First Man, and really liked it. When the credits rolled a gentleman in the audience said he found it too dry, like a documentary; I thought it was nicely understated, and let the visuals and actors do the heavy lifting rather than have the plot or score hit you over the head. The audience ranged from older couples…

Every soldier is storing this link on their phone, so that the next time they drop a pair of night vision goggles off the back of a truck and their sergeant prepares to yell they can pull it up and say “At least I didn’t do this!”

“Flag” does not equal “veterans/troops, current/former, alive/dead”; recheck your math, you have the variables wrong.

I really enjoy Horse and his Boy; Last Battle is preachy as hell.

Indiana Jones and No Son of Mine Will Avoid His Draft Notice, Vietnam Is a Noble Endeavor!

One, just one, and you’re infected forever. Like Tribbles or Amway.

I prefer Dawn Treader, but Silver Chair isn’t bad; I was more going along the lines of: most haven’t read that far in the series, or can’t remember a damn thin about it. It would be worth it for its comments on schooling, and emo Puddleglum.