My mom was cool with D&D; rented “The Terminator” for me as my first R-rated movie; and was fine with heavy metal, as long as I used headphones and she didn’t have to hear it. I can’t think of anything she “banned” in the 80s. Maybe her most strident opinion was that KISS “looked dumb”. Can’t really argue that.

You take that back. “Nestor, the Long–Eared Christmas Donkey” is a stone-cold classic.

Sonuvabitch. Screw you, Thanos, that was uncalled for.

Can we stop calling random fan-fic “theories?” If it was “I submit evidence A, B, X and Stark to equal ‘!yesplease!’” then fine, but a high school kid who’s never been on a plane does not equal 9/11. Before Civil War, I’m pretty sure Peter had been out of Queens a maximum of 4 times; that doesn’t mean Uncle Ben was…

Race Bannon taking out a planeload of Nat King Cobra’s henchmen is quality Venture Bros.

As “America’s Team”, as the country goes, so go the Cowboys. There’ll be a slight hopeful uptick this week, they still won’t outright win, and they’ll still be run be an obnoxious white guy.

I remember people defending Ice as a musical genius, that he was turning music upside down. Pretty sure these same people thought Milli Vanilli were next level.

Nah, that’s a pretty solid take. I’m not going to stop you now.

He has definitely been in the vicinity of 40 cakes more than once in his life.

This dude isn’t Luthor; Lex never had to puff out his chest and glare in the hopes that that would make people respect him. 

I’ll take a stab at it: studio execs are money-grubbing idiots who think that parents will pay money for anything if it will shut the rugrats up for 1.5 hours.

A good reminder that all future combat leaders were once Bluto in Animal House.

I am going to go to class; then I am going to vote (on campus); then I am going to watch “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” on the big screen. I will not expand on the TGTB&TU metaphor, but we all know where Trump lies. (Lies, get it!?)

Season 1 had Christina Hendricks and Bree Turner; I watched it religiously. And it was bad - Benji Saves the Universe bad.

“Hey, Cleave, how closely do we have to guard the horses?”

Counterpoints: a) he’s awesome; b) he can support himself for life off of fan conventions; c) he’s awesome; d) he’s easily Outback Steakhouse material; e) your manager at the Wawa said to get back to work

“Hi. I’m Freddie; we’re Queen. Mind if we just own all of creation for about the next 20 minutes? Thanks.”

STFU & GTFO ASAP.

Once he fights his way through a dozen guards, six Shaolin monks, and a drunken-monkey-fist kung-fu master, I hope Mr. Chow enjoys his temple on a hidden island in heaven. Junior high me salutes you, and rewinds all four Bruce Lee movies before returning them to Blockbuster.

Avatar: Where’s the calendar of MCU release dates again?