Well, yeah; that’s a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

It kinda jumped the shark with “undead dragon”, but until Rikkon’s clone shows up I’ll give it a pass, since it still has medieval Hit-Girl and spectacular battle scenes. Plus incest.

Someone brainwashed by the Russians, and a man of color? That’s not going to play in the Red states.

One day it will be Romana III, and that will be a good day.

I need to get married and spawn so I can pull that; that is quality trolling.

There must be a good crop of college MMA in the offing if White is going to start tanking for draft picks. But two, three years down the road the UFC will be set to take the Super Bout from the OFC, just you wait.

I dig Thanos as a villain, but after killing one-half of all life, did he sterilize the other half? Breeding will get us back to the same levels of resource scarceness in a of couple generations. Is he going to have to do it again?

Trailer - (Picking up immediately after Infinity War)

You can’t expect a columnist to keep all those “-ly” words straight. If Spellcheck says it’s good, it’s a go.

“Ailing grandparent” is #9 on the Heidi Cruz “list of excuses for avoiding sex with Ted”. 

You give an 8-year-old girl a sword and France gets nervous; it’s just practical politics.

The Lady of the Lake wouldn’t have given a sharp object to Trump, and is therefore a more logical, practical system of government than the one we’ve got. 

Secret Wars started in ‘84; Secret Wars II started in ‘85. I’m not a fan of Secret Wars (individual taste) but Secret Wars II should be gathered up and buried in the hole with the E.T. Atari cartridges.

How did I not know this?!?

Big. Red. NO.

Water to wine? That promotes alcoholism, and welfare mothers.

I am cool with that, because it will lead to the gritty Little Orphan Annie reboot, and Zack Snyder needs work.

“series will center around young Alfred’s relationship with the elder Wayne, with whom he forms a security company” - And then he winds up as the butler? Wrong stock plan, dude.

I didn’t even recognize Fugit, and it took me a bit with Haas; shame they got old. Glad that hasn’t happened to me. At. All.

Cap’s not dying. He’s going to live on a farm upstate, with trees and lots of room to run.