Completely depends on the person. Some people get them like clockwork. For others it’s random, or to a specific set of stimuli, like travel, stress, if you get a cut on your lip and the infection is opportunistic, etc.

Outbreaks aren’t always visible. You can get them inside your lip (this is different from a canker sore), or the sores can be very small. And you’re highly contagious well before a sore actually manifests.

I...had a really hard time getting through this after they suggested 50 Shades as a (beginner’s) resource. A world of no there. :/

Hussie.

Now I want a v-neck shirt that says WALKING DISTRACTION in the sarcasm font, in solidarity with your friend.

That inch is where the devil lives.

Also, in high school, I was wearing a pair of soccer shorts rolled up slightly. I have a soccer-ball kickin’ booty, and longish arms, so the shorts were about a knuckle away from being finger-tip length. I was walking right next to a girl with shorter shorts that I had on, but she had a smaller booty. Guess who got…

That’s OK—you can take your selfie arm! http://dangerousminds.net/comments/forev…

I went to a summer camp where girls—JUST the girls—weren’t allowed to wear pajama pants (you know, those long super comfortable baggy flannel/jersey things you love to relax in?) because they would make the boys at our brother camp “think about the bed.” Likewise, our straps had to be “three fingers in width” and…

That's numberwang.

Second only to Martin Short's scrunch face.

THE Kels, please and thank you.

Omg this gif is everything.

:) George looks perpetually concerned/confused, and Maeby is slightly evil. So the names totally fit.

This is George Michael and Maeby. They are 9 month old sisters, and the most adorable terrors.

So wait, how to Scientologists rationalize Hubbard's death?

Have fun! And I think the person who runs it is putting together a book so...possible gift for someone in your life!

Love this.

I was going to go with Good Cop Sex Heist, next year's feel good summer sex romcom (which autocorrect wanted to turn into "ricin"). It's as plausible as the rest of that tweet, right?