She was nude/wearing a towel at some point (like during the assault by multiple dudes), but it doesn't detail that she was nude sunbathing when she was still "in charge of her faculties" and "drugged" before she signed for her "small bar tab." So this is v. Important for both landing of lolsob joke and legit deciding…
Well the article didn't specify what she was wearing, so we can't be certain she fits all the criteria for the Perfect Rape Victim™.
/caustic sarcasm
Be impressed!
am I terrible for wanting to get the whole story??
The craziest thing I've encountered so far in LA is a girl who's part of my friend's group that 100% believes that she's an alien princess. Her spirit/energy/being/what-have-you got trapped in the body of a gestating but dead/unviable infant. She loves her human caretakers/family, but one day she'll be released to…
Huh. I thought it was confirmed they were dating IRL. Regardless—that's a metric tonne of hotness right there.
"Bacon is important to you"
So knotting is the new pon farr?
Oh Fandom Wank, how I love thee.
Apparently someone peed in the ball pit? Can we get confirmation of that?
I will actually try to only hit the salient points of what happened to keep this manageable:
"Ms. Cleo" followed directly by "1990"
Actually, I think that's misspelled GAME OF THRONES porn...
...I'm pretty sure she's actually doing Crossfit, which is a dangerous proposition no matter what you are/are not gestating inside of you. Just ask Uncle Rhabdo.
The Deadest Eyes in Tinseltown.
He can beckon me over any day. Day-um.
