/Messi completes simple pass

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

Sausage. Duh.

This song is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever heard. Adding: I wish they hadn’t included the feared female leader, which undermines the message of the song by suggesting their feminism was coerced.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

The tank top strap width rules always make me laugh. Like, if we show just 1” more of our shoulders, that’s where the threshold lies between society and anarchy. Boys will see that extra finger width and become uncontrolled rape machines. God forbid they see a bra strap. We don’t talk about what happens when boys see…

I blame the department and let me tell you why. They praise rookie officers. They’ll go around making a 100 arrests a month, and they’ll praise them. These rookie officers will do anything to get an arrest because they want more praise, you know what I’m saying? This is the result of it. They arrested Gray for some…

i miss being a teen and having the energy to experience strong emotions over shit that doesn't matter

I sat through this entire damn video waiting for it to get better. It was SO BORING! Not to mention, it was a rotation of him doing that same stupid boring shit. Brushing his teeth. Taking a shower. Pouring cereal. If he'd have made an attempt to do something super unique and creative in the shots, that I could…

Holdman has a special affinity for fetal abnormalities, because he was born without a conscience.

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

Goth here. Leave us out of this dumbass discussion and all the other things plz. thx

I would honestly rather have my fingernails pulled than be subject to this level of personal management. Given the choice between Hell or being a member of a sorority I would choose Hell in an instant, unless Hell is actually one huge sorority where it is rush week all the time.

Hahaha those names are as cute as those meows!

I'd want to spray something on my hands to make them super conductive or super resistive (whatever this thing measures) and then take this test, and make that needle spin off the fucking charts, and then be all "I AM YOUR CHOSEN ONE AS THE PROPHECIES HAVE FORETOLD"

Considering_L.Ron"Scumbag"Hubbard,Sr._blackmailed_AeroJet_founder_Jack_Parsons_to_get_the_cash_he_needed_to_start_his_"I'll_get_lottsa_chicks_being_the_Big-Dick_of_a_Cult!"funny-head_club,_its_truly_amazing_this_bunch_of_twisted_con-artists_have_lasted_this_long._Hubbard_not_only_ripped-off_Parsons,_but_all_of_his_"tea…

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