+1 or -1 star.

All the while softly singing the “Nations of the World” song from Animaniacs, skipping over the parts that are no longer accurate.

Come on, it was bad sushi.

eating a french fry sandwich.

Oh, hey, maybe they’ll actually play guys like Shamarko Thomas and Stephon Tuitt and let them develop into serviceable player

Yup. I have the next model up, I think it was $75, love it.

Yup. I have the next model up, I think it was $75, love it.

this is not good. as a vegetarian, I also concur w/ the other comment-ers that this ISN’T protein powder. This is just carbs w/ a higher amount of protein than usual. Also, I don’t understand why you would eat uncooked dried legumes and other grains....no one ever suggests adding uncooked wheat flour - which would be…

This is not “protein powder”. This is ground up legumes. It’s got more carbs in it than it does protein. Also eating raw lentils and raw rice is extremely problematical for a lot of people. They can actually interfere with the absorption of other nutrients. This article really needs to be removed. It’s completely and…

Dave’s not here, man

BUT...BUT...THE DOCTOR CAN ONLY BE MAN! ARGLEGLEARLE!!!!!!!!!!!

This is one of those scenarios where you just have to remind yourself that animals do eat other animals. They don’t “need” to be the evolved vegetarian or vegan that you have the privilege of being. Many (but not all) humans are in a unique position to control our environment and what/when/where we eat. Since an…

You may be a vegan but your pets are certainly not. You can assuage this ethical dilemma by not getting a carnivorous pet.

I go with the roll and then hand-squeeze / fork in the middle. Seems to get a solid yield w/out too much mess. For some reason I find it difficult to get the juice from the lemon-press into whatever I’m trying to squeeze the juice.

Counterpoint: Bananas are delicious.

Banana?

I personally prefer Bistromathmatics for my propulsion.

Oh I’ve heard enough. BURN HIM!

Ugh, those scientists got it all wrong on so many levels! You see those spots on the fish? Those give the fish the power to create tiny portals, or space warps as most scientists call them. And while using those space warps, the yellow box fish can instantly move itself or any part of its body from one area to another…

"Hanging around .500 respectability" beautifully sums up Jeff Fisher's entire career.

Well, it does work in some other way, because if butter were easier to spread I would probably put it on everything. The butter being hard to spread coupled with my laziness ensures that I will not eat tons of butter. I NEED OBSTACLES I HAVE NO WILL POWER.