Exactly. My God I have yet to read one of these that isn’t a complete and utter cringefest.

Ooof. This was a rough read. Now I fully understand why my parents insisted on us regularily visiting Lagos growing up. And it’s clear it was more than to just spend time with the grandparents. You could just visit Nigeria, you know?  It still exists, is deeply welcoming to it’s “children,” and could help quell the…

You could literally say that about anything that people possess that has a non-aesthetic function.

Portman wasn’t even a casting mistake! I would argue she was just extremely poorly utilized and wasn’t given a lot to work with. 

Then that point needs to be made more clearly. Or maybe you should have picked different examples. And I agree with you that this blurred line between work and personal spaces that’s typical of the art/entertainment world is definitely something harassers and abusers take advantage of, but this also not the first time…

“I’m not saying the the guy with the parking ticket and the guy who ran over a child with his truck while being drunk are in any way comparable, I’ll just mention them in the same sentence as traffic rules violators and let the audience draw their conclusions. Just sayin’...”

Pretty sure the next to last one is from Lost Girl.

Your compliance will be rewarded.

I’m going to operate under the assumption that The Magicians and Krypton are marked for death within two years.

* Hits head against wall - hard *

#PITT

Please allow me to translate these barely coherent ramblings:

LIKE HELL IT ISN’T!

Can someone explain to me why the insulting stereotypes asserted here as general facts are permissible? I am generally really impressed by Lifehacker’s forward thinking, but as a father I found this straight offensive.

Worse than that is that fact that almost none of Berman’s catch phrases were his own. The “Rumbling, stumbling, bumbling” was Keith Jackson. His “back, back, back” was an imitation of many former local baseball guys and almost all of the football highlights including “he .. could .. go ..all.. the way” and “the…

This could lead to unforeseen consequences in the future.

HOLY SHIT IT’S A FUCKING LEAF.

THAT IS NOT UNMARRIED FEMALE LAWYER! UNACCEPTABLE!

Thanks for being the first voice of reason after 20 or more typical dickish negative comments.

Cameron is one of the most talented action movie directors working today, even at his current snail’s pace. For all the shit being thrown his way about the derivative nature of Avatar, he took an original IP and turned it into the most successful theatrical release of this century (adjusted for inflation, depending on…