Go read up on your psychology research these days. You *can’t* change most people’s minds by argument. Most people aren’t that logical. They have to have their own light-bulb moment, because otherwise they’re too emotionally engaged with their opinions to change them. Their opinions become their identity, and did you…

I do want to go shake every single person who does this. Ferociously.

Wait, so because we get lives that aren’t hell, we somehow deserve to take on the world’s pain in some kind of bullshit karmic comeuppance?

Good thing you live in a blue state, then.

You can’t. I know this isn’t the answer you want to hear, but you can’t change people’s minds. They have to change their own, and chances are, if you *want* to change them, you’re the sort of person they won’t consider someone they want to listen to. People won’t listen to opponents; they will listen to someone who is…

It’s a joke about how inefficient huge pickups are.

This isn’t Metal Gear. Metal Gear doesn’t exist without Kojima. Don’t buy this, please.

Please, if you have any respect for video game devs, don’t buy this. They’re leeching off Kojima, who they pretty much chased off and treated like shit. Show them we won’t put up with this. It’s Kojima’s baby, not theirs — he spent so much of his life on this. The hallmark of Metal Gear games was their batshit off the…

Jetskis are 4 stroke now and far cleaner.

Yessss MGDMT!

He’s an idiot. That aside, people hate on jet ski owners because apparently we’re some kind of douchebag bro thing, but the reason I like them is that basically they’re all the fun of a motorcycle or other small fast thing without the danger of smashing headlong into a car or getting your skin ripped off by road rash.…

I’m a die-hard jetski fan. My family has had them since I was a teensy kid. Wouldn’t give it up for the world.

Holy shit, dude. I’m glad you’re okay!

Holy crap the Witness is insane. Then again, I suck balls at puzzle games.

Have you ever tried to find a pen when you need it? They’re elusive. I lose all my pens.

That takes dedication. Impressive.

Correct decision is to take a huge gulp as soon as you can to avoid instantly spilling.. If the point is to prove you can drink it without spilling, chug as hard as you can. :P

Aren’t tigers way, way bigger than that? Is this just a really young one?

That sounds so surreal.

There has to be a kind of adrenaline shock reserved for people who come that close to death. I hope to never experience it.