You’re right at home in Florida, bro. :P (Also oh gosh I lived in Florida and my house looked so much like that. It’s a style.)

None of you can demand to be the first one out the gate. It’s their product. They get this. Not you.

You need to get this guy to a mental ward to figure his shit out.

The NFL also really doesn’t have much in the way of safety cares. It’s a serious question whether or not college football is endangering young adults’ brain integrity, but no one seems to really give it much thought, and I imagine pro football is just as bad only the brain has had more time to develop. (Yes, even…

Awesome. I can finally put that one to rest.

So I’m curious. Is the whole “slash 3 tires” rule real? Because it sounds silly — if all four tires get slashed, insurance replaces it, but if 3 do, insurance won’t. I imagine it’s an urban myth, but I want confirmation! :P

My workplace doesn’t get it. They try to be nice about it, but there’s clearly no empathy there really. I’m so scared I’m going to get fired because of how bad it gets sometimes. I can’t help this; I’m in therapy, I’m on meds, I’m doing all the “right” things.

As someone who is scared shitless of losing her job to depression, this scares me even more. Someone that badass *still* lost her job to it. I’m so screwed.

Legion was my first actual introduction to WoW, and I have to say I am thrilled to bits with what I’ve seen.

Mr. Regular reviewed one and kept pronouncing it “key-car” and NO. THAT IS NOW HOW JAPANESE VOWELS WORK.

Extra Punctuation is Yahtzee’s text column.

Regarding Bioshock: you seem to have a beef with unreliable narrators. This is a device that has been used in just about every medium known to man. The narrator, though we don’t know until the reveal, is unreliable because he has actually been controlled the entire time, and *that* is the point of the whole story.…

No matter how many times I see Falcor I will still want to smack whoever designed him. That is the ugliest dragon ever. It shouldn’t even be called a dragon.

Wait, it was about western ideas? I didn’t get that part. I just got the coming of age thing.

Would you call them villains if they banned literally all fanfiction and fan art? Because free fan work is a thing people should be and usually are taking on the honor system: you don’t make money on it, and the company looks the other way.

No, they should’ve released to torrents. Once *anyone* has their hands on it, it can’t be stopped.

I side with Pokemon Uranium.

That would be the best Transformer.

Do NOT put your dick in it.

OK yes, that is gorgeous as hell. I’d ride the shit out of that. In many ways.