Donald Trump needs to get the fuck away from my state over here. Massachusetts doesn’t need you, Trump.

Ahahaha oh please. Challenger played so fast and loose that they knew the O-ring failure was possible, even probable, ahead of time. When it happened, they had to pretend they didn’t, but engineers have come out and said that they warned their managers about this. The managers said fuckit, we have to do it anyway.

Because Challenger and Columbia and Apollo programs never happened, right? And Columbia totally didn’t delay the space program for years because the public panicked, right?

So the thing is, all multiplayer games with non-LAN are going to shut down someday. It’s just how the game works. Note that it’s “free to play” — you don’t HAVE to play money to play. If you do, that’s your decision. You’re not renting the game; you’re basically giving the devs a donation.

Holy cow this. You *can’t* bike in motorcycle leathers. You’ll basically have heatstroke and die.

This all the way. You can be Jackie Fucking Chan and you can still get drunk, or high, or someone can slip you a roofie, or whatever.

I’m a powerlifter and I also know martial arts and I even have weapon defense training and I’d still probably get destroyed by a dude with a gun or a conveniently placed knife. Y’know? The whole point of all that is that you *might* not die when someone surprises you with a weapon. Not that you *will* not. Play-fight…

Soooo can this end with “and then someone who was offended by his purely racist existence happened to shoot him in the face”?

It’s not just a money/economics thing.

The skin tones and eyes are awful quality; the colors, though, are fucking amazing. Gosh I love brilliant garish shit. So fun!

OK, the CGI has officially left the uncanny valley it was in for Advent Children and Spirits Within. Damn that is realistic.

Annie is entirely okay this time!

Once in a while I read a story about somebody’s balls suffering grievous harm and, though I’m female, I still kinda clench up. This is one of those times.

This all sounds like my pal’s review of his old Ford Taurus. That thing was a shitbox if anyone ever owned one.

Regarding the picture at the top of this article...I remember when none of us tiny kids knew about Ho-oh and there was a rumor flying around that the golden bird at the start of the anime was Missingno.

That was an amazing book.

In seriousness I do know someone who asked a medium about their dead not-a-criminal-or-jackass uncle and was told he was in Hell.

Wait. The FUCK? Have they never seen a person swim in normal clothes? This shit happens.

Pretty sure if I had one of those in high school the teachers would’ve banned me somehow for having kids for life with what I’d have done to it. The sound of a baby’s cry is something I can hear from forever away and it makes me want to destroy things. I’d have probably beheaded the damn thing had it woken me up in…

Yes...except on vanilla Jezebel. :P Still banned there I’m sure.