I have no leg to stand on, as I think chocolate and mint are poor partners, but I can’t imagine not loving chocolate and orange.

Either you can criticize a public figure for what they wear or you can’t. The rest is details that don’t matter.

Saving Chansey candy from having it be a walking buddy or from catching Chanseys or from farming the Valentine’s event. People who know Gen 2 knew Blissey was going to be a monster when it appeared.

Pro tip: the TSA hates it if you have a shitton of random harmless electronics not well organized. The amount of groaning I’ve gotten when they haul out my video game console cables (when I’m going somewhere for a few weeks or bringing stuff from my parents’ place or whatever) is legendary.

I don’t agree with Torch, and I don’t regret it. Nobody HAS to get their car destroyed when they’re young. I’m taking more car damage now that I live in Boston than when I was a kid doing dumb shit, just because Boston is a meat grinder for car paint. I treated my high school car with reverence, and it paid off —…

Bro you’re on the wrong website, exit now, do not pass Go, do not collect $200

Brilliant. Someone get some ice for this sick burn.

My partner is from Michigan, and he is fucking terrified. DeVos and Snyder wrecked Michigan’s education system, and he’s lucky he got away from that. Now, DeVos is up in the Capitol, and he worries America will end up like Michigan, education-wise.

I’m going to steal potanus now if you don’t mind. XD

Question: what does it mean when your underwire slides down your torso every time you lean over? My bras seem to fit, but anything with underwire will basically fall off my underboob. Is this just a shitty part of underwire? Is my band too tight or loose? My cups can’t be smaller or I’ll be squishing out the sides...

I’m really glad I have a lot of useful post-apocalypse skills. If I get into a group community, I totally know lots of stuff: clothes making, woodworking, metalworking, gardening, hunting, first aid and basic triage medicine, etc...hopefully I will find a niche in our new world.

Since they’re going to raise it to 3k with a new bill, I’d say 2500.

This comment only made half sense but I’ll work with it. OK, so if “visually stealing” is still stealing, are all art motifs stealing? There are entire eras of art where people learned from, expanded on, and even blatantly copied each other’s themes. Art tends to come in waves. In the shorter term, this is also true —…

Why thank you! This one has been kicking around in my head forever. I’ve been waiting to drop it somewhere. XD

I’m so, so, so glad my genitals are internal. Rather like how “I fell on it” is never a real reason for things stuck in your butt, you have to work to harm your vagina with rare exception. If you or another person didn’t intentionally put something in it, something’s not going to happen to it past a yeast infection or…

Kimba has a lot of influence from human characters; there are no humans at all in TLK. TLK is basically Hamlet with animals; Kimba is about culture shock and two entirely different societies trying to get along. Also, Tezuka’s entire theme for Kimba was “love for all creatures,” and The Lion King was far more about…

Yessss, I’ve been waiting for this.

If you’re going to someone’s wedding and you’re that annoyed at how they’re holding it, maybe you should’ve just mailed them your gift and sent your “I’m sorry but here are my well wishes” card. No one wants a grumpy ass at their wedding who is going to whine about the logistics when they’re supposed to be happy for…

I haven’t told my parents yet that I’m engaged. We had a huge knock-down drag-out argument around Christmas and I got engaged soon after, so, uh, yeah. My mom in the past said she insisted on being a Traditional Southern Parent and paying for her daughter’s wedding, except I admit I don’t at all have the money for any…

I actually got past the kerosene cocktail thing and only on the *next* point realized this was satire. Seriously. People are gullible, weird, and will do batshit things for uniqueness or trendsetting or whatever. I don’t even.