alconleigh
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Lupita is the sun and we are all Cillian Murphy.

Here’s Lupita Nyong’o twirling in a one-of-a-kind Gucci gown at the Cannes Film Festival in France.

Emma Watson Bling Ring > Pretty Wild > Lifetime Bling Ring

Her trying to leave a voicemail for Nancy Jo is pretty much the best worst thing I’ve ever watched.

Oh, are we posting Pretty Wild GIFs now?

Agreed. This feels unfairly snarky about someone who has turned her life around.

Eh, she got married, had a kid, stopped doing drugs, was more honest about how shitty their lives were, and then, got a job. That seems like a series of much better choices than the ones she made as a teenager.

This isn’t even a little bit outrageous! No Misfits and no Synergy? Fuck that, I’m just going to watch the reruns on Netflix.

If only Stone Mountain was at all like the Kenneth version and not just a super boring suburb of Atlanta...

I can't stop laugh-cringing at this.

I read somewhere (Jez maybe?) that the couple on the cover is suing because that’s their engagement photo. I think they are underestimating how awesome an engagement present that work of art is?

A GRONKING TO REMEMBER

Looks like the devil’s awful busy in Stone Mountain...

nancy what the fuck are you talking about please

unrelated: but now every time i rip a bad fart i’m gonna be like “sorry for that but the devil was in my butt.”

Forgive me all for judging before “all the facts are in” (snark), but this guy completely breaks the “creep” scale. He's off the charts!!!