Ughhhhh I can still feel the little grainy bits underneath my fingernails

A college buddy of mine had a bad experience with the stuff. During a late night drunken hookup, fumbling around a dorm room in the dark, a tube of St Ives was mistaken for something more lube-y less scrubby. Ouch

Ass acne is the worst because you can’t even see to pop it.

Ha. I’ve been using this for ass acne for years. Had no idea people actually put it on their face.

Here’s an excerpt from the script:

The movie was going to be called BOSTON STRONG except Wahlberg didn’t like the suggestion things can exhibit strengh that are not Mark Wahlberg.

Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.

If you read the article, this guy was a stocker. He was criticized in his performance reviews for being insufficiently cheerful to management:

No it isn’t. When you are a crew member at TJ’s, you’re expected to stock the shelves sometimes, work as a cashier sometimes, haul in the truck sometimes, etc. They don’t departmentalize. Jesus christ.

Retail is hell. Low pay, not enough hours, not enough staff, no dedicated stock person any more so the floor people have stock as well, almost no commission sales any more either, so the last thing the employees are able to cope with is the customer who is complaining about the shitty service caused by company…

You don’t carry a taser for such moments?

Obligatory for mandatory things which employers try to pretend your have a choice about.

I was in there yesterday and I was wearing a sweatshirt from a very popular resort in a nearby state. One TJ employee recognized my shirt and said, “I love that place! You should talk to Bruce, he’s been going for years!” And suddenly, there was Bruce, who was hell-bent on having a 10 minute conversation with me about…

You should have asked for a manager and demanded he be fired, then thrown your groceries in the manager’s face and refused to pay before storming out while screaming obscenities.

There are people who are naturally shy and don’t feel comfortable engaging in conversation with complete strangers. And please cut that whole, “if you don’t like people don’t work in customer service” shtick! It’s unfair to people who have no choice other than to work those kind of jobs.

How is Trashtown, which you are apparently the mayor of, this Friday afternoon? You’re a terrible human.

Love fucks with your head.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.