Too bad you still can’t use their gift cards on their ecommerce site. H&M needs to get with the times.

Not for nothin’, that packaging is fucking gorgeous.

I’m not one for hyperbole, but Step- Brothers is the greatest movie of all time.

That IS a good Vine.

His daughter’s name means “my soul” in Spanish, he said, “because I’m cheesy like that.”

I can’t recall ever describing a face as punchable before, but now I can never say that again.

I am Team Pie, I just had a glass of Ovaltine, and I’d most definitely eat an Ovaltine Cake.

Yes! Buttercream is ... too much for me. I need the tang of the cream cheese frosting.

Pies inside cakes, I say!

I’m staunchly Team Cake most of the time, but then I remember The Piemaker, my absolute ideal man, and I consider switching loyalties.

“Ovaltine Cake” just seems like a shady propaganda move by Team Pie.

Hunh, is it stopped-watch-o’clock already?

Solid choice. Bachman would also work.

Who would be his VP, though? I’d like a Zimmerman/Palin ticket, personally.

Can someone go and like, maybe sprinkle some arsenic in Zimmerman’s wounds?

As always, fuck George Zimmerman.

The injury was minor?

Zimmerman was shot in the face