That’s one of the best things I’ve ever heard. I think I want you to write a book with all your dating horror stories. I need to know more.

I saw The Girl about the making of Birds a couple of years ago and I can’t wrap my head around how complex of a woman she is.

lol i have never seen that BBC article until now. you’ll notice that the woman on Twitter i linked to in the first graf linked to this NPR story, which is where i read it for the first time, last night. you sound fun :)

I would go to a different nail salon if I were you. There ARE good ones out there; don’t support the businesses that utilize what is essentially slave labor.

I am currently rocking some ragged spotty nails but I love all of this. Anything where women can make money in a creative field makes me super happy.

I mean I GET the Chris love, but I kind of just find him boring :/

I personally think Liam is more appealing in the face department. Chris has the superhero bod.

taylor did you just slam your corkscrew curls

LITERALLY ME IN MY OFFICE RN HOLY SHIT WTF KATE I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY STABLE ENOUGH FOR THIS THERE AREN’T ENOUGH WARNINGS IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF STORY

and sun damage, it is mostly sun damage. EMBRACE THE PASTE, PALE PEOPLE!

Avoid overindulging in booze, drugs, parties, and plastic surgery. Those are the big reasons that she has aged so poorly. It is pretty sad when someone about 40 years older than you get mistaken for you. I also feel bad for Deborah Harry that anyone has mistaken her for Lindsay.

just do your god damn hours. fuck. it’s not that hard. i have clients who manage to do all their hours, got to all their AA/NA meetings, therapy appointments, finish school, and find jobs.
and no one gave them a million fucking chances (because they’re all poor foster kids or POC or anything else that isn’t a rich…

What’s the over/under on how long she’s in jail before getting released for “overcrowding”?

I srsly believe that TO is a weird black hole for all things weird and dating. Maybe it’s just a “large population” thing, but my single friends in TO have terrible/funny stories about trying to navigate there. Move out West where people are less odd. Or at least more upfront about it. Ha.

I have that problem as well but I found the one’s from the gap are the perfect length and I’m 5’3”

We're living parallel tinder lives (hopefully it's not the same guy!!). It's been 3 weeks since we met, 4 weeks since with started talking. And we've hung out like 7 times, with 6 sleepovers, but who's counting. I just quietly deactivated my tinder and was expecting him to bring it up last night I was like, obsessing…

One week? No way. I have done a lot of online dating and would only bring up removing our accounts if we we had been dating exclusively for a while and decided it was going well/getting serious. I would imagine this would take a few months in most cases.

Not gonna lie, I kind of love that you put ‘penchant for kiddie porn’ on the same level as ‘vegan’. Both of those are dealbreakers for me as well!

I once got asked and taken on a date in the public library (there was an attached coffee shop) by a guy who turned out to be homeless.

The day that I realized that being diagnosed with celiac meant that I could never eat at McDonald’s again was a sad, sad day for me. pizza comes in gluten-free. DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS DO NOT. ;___;