That baby is adorable, I just ovulated.

soiled myself, not proud

Margaret Atwood tweeted at me once and I about shat myself.*

* By “shat,” I mean that I told everyone about it. “Who is Margaret Atwood?” asked my brother. “What is Twitter?” asked my dad. “Who are you?” asked the cheesemonger at Whole Foods who was showing me where the gouda was.

did you cry a little when JL tweeted at you? i would have cried if any of my boyfriends tweeted at me. or taylor.

First Cumberbatch getting married, now Hiddleston is publicly dating a lady. The schadenfreude is strong with me this year.

Am I a bad person for totally enjoying the interwebs breakdown over Hiddles finally maybe having a public girlfriend? I totally am, right?

KENDALL BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF MY MAN

I’m curious about this, too.

I posted that KONY video to my Facebook feed. What more do you want from me?

I thought this piece was amazing, and I’m so glad the NY Times took this on—I hope it spurs regulators into action. However, what I wanted to know was how one can ensure that they are going to a salon where workers are treated/paid fairly? Like, is it something along the lines of any place charging less than a certain…

Motion that no one gets their nails done unless they can afford to tip 100% tbh

Me IRL

Totally legit. I hate those early stages though when it’s like I CAN’T LET THEM KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKE THEM. I’ve been actively trying to worry less about this. It’s gotten so bad that when this guy the other day was upfront with me and told me he had a crush on me, I literally texted my friends saying “so unstable or…

babe

FP, on the other hand, is just swimming in emotionally stable, single ladies.

IF HE IS A VEGAN YOU BETTER KILL HIM AND EAT HIM.

bae<3

So amazing.