Be direct and tell the assistant to cut that shit out.

I will use this as an excuse to post this

This is a horrible situation and I am very happy this woman is alright.

I wonder if she got the idea from that domestic violence commercial where the woman calls 911 and pretends to order a pizza.

NOW I LOVE PIZZA HUT EVEN MORE

As a trans person, I am entirely unwilling to criticize the reaction of a partner to their spouse coming out (outside of open hostility of course) . It really is a tough thing to go through.

I have mixed feelings about how people are reacting to Kris Jenner not being in the interview. They keep saying his (I believe he is still using the masculine pronoun for now) other ex-wives were more supportive but they also had 25+ years to move on from the relationship.

Ugh. I spent two minutes yesterday feeling sorry for Kris, because it must be hard to go through this as someone’s ex spouse and it may feel like someone is erasing your marriage and everything that happened in it.

Eh, I’m gonna give Kris a pass here (and only here). We’d all love to believe that we would be our best selves 100 percent of the time, but Bruce’s transition has a pretty profound impact on Kris’s life, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she has some conflicted feelings about it.

It’s inspiring that Bruce is living his…

Replace “tea” with “blood of our enemies” and Perry’s women’s gathering sounds exactly like a Jezebel pitch meeting.

Ugh, why don’t we just give nice guys a chance? This wouldn’t happen if we weren’t such frigid bitches.

he sounds like a really nice guy???

Just as an aside, I’ve always heard that line as “New York! I’ve become a wintry tomato!”

I wonder if he’s a police officer, like the last guy who did this.

“It’s like Jay Z said: New York, concrete bung-hole where dreams are made up. There’s nothing you CAN do!” - Liz Lemon

- Margaret Atwood

Calm down everyone, this is just high level negging.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them”