Real talk, I have this talk with all my sex partners.

Republican babies would be so cute though! What if you dressed a bunch of babies up as all the Republican primary candidates and had them debate the issues (i.e. you ask them questions, they respond by crying and shitting their pants)? Awwwww! I wish all Republicans - and most Democrats, actually - were babies instead.

I’m with Ablow! A man should absolutely have the right to find out what a woman plans on doing if she gets pregnant before he sticks his dick in her*, and he should also have the right to refrain from sticking his dick in her* if he disapproves of the choice she plans on making if she gets pregnant. It is an…

I once didn’t poop for like three days on a camping trip, so I’m pretty sure I’m a gastroenterologist.

“Doctor” Ablow is the worst garbage human pretending to be a doctor on this green earth, and this universe also contains a “doctor” Oz, so that’s really saying something. I’m incapable of directly wishing harm on anyone, but if he were to accidentally fall into an active volcano I wouldn’t exactly be clawing the…

I 100% agree. Men should definitely have the ability to veto abortions, and it should happen as soon as they have the ability to get pregnant.

There also isn't a FUCK NO but maybe his dad option.

NOT WITH A BORROWED DICK.

I wouldn’t even fuck him with someone else’s dick.

I literally did this IRL.

I feel confused, old, and out of touch because I DON’T KNOW!

I just feel like it would be so...oily. And he would want to do it in front of a mirror so he could stare at himself the whole time.

ellie should do one for ansel egort and everyone should vote for yes and someone at the office should record her reaction.

My embarrassing crush is Pitbull. He is so dumb, and looks like sooooo much fun. Those hips and that cheeky smirk. I think I actually blush when I watch his (dumb) music videos.

Robin Thicke, singing: “What rhymes with ‘hug me’?”

I’m sorry, where is the “FUCK NO” option?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Hard pass!

There is just no way he’s not a total starfish.