Tank is offering up his best smile for you:

Oh Hai!

kentuckienne PLEASE CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ‘KENTUCKIENNE, ALERT READER’

Jia over here fantasizing about eating cookies out of a cookie jar that looks exactly like a porcelain version of his head.

anna help????

You are magic.

That’s some good Kinja right there!

that’s amazing how did you even do that

WOAH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???????????????????????????????

it literally went the opposite of this

I see people pretty severely criticizing the actions of, say, ISIS (who I’ve referred to in these pages as “demonic pieces of shit”). We wrote extensively about Farkhunda, the woman beaten to death after she was accused of burning a Koran. No one is silent on these hideous crimes — they generate outrage and anger and…

People will sometimes say that they didn’t know puppies could type. They think I am a puppy.

GIRL U STIRRIN UP THE BEYHIVE

Yes, if you are so politically correct and super sensitive as to think that a crack about stripper fashion being tacky (which it indubitably is) is synonymous with being “whorephobic,” and ALSO so stupid as to not realize that you’re committing an even greater offense by equating strippers with whores, then you are a…

How can you be so sensitive as to think that a joke about stripper fashion is synonymous with demonizing sex workers, and yet then turn around and throw a gendered insult at the woman who made it?

No, she’s not being “whorephobic,” and you’re being silly.

OK, so making a joke about stripper fashion is the Devil’s Work, but calling a woman “bitch” is cool? OK.