True. My mom’s family is all Italian. I got cash. My dad’s family is mostly WASPy. They gave me stuff from my registry. It’s good to have a registry for that reason, but I’ll always give cash at weddings.

That being said, NEVER EVER EVER EVER ASK FOR CASH IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. Including Honeymoon registries. The…

That’s 100% cultural though. It’s my understanding, for example, that cash is the expected and appropriate gift at an Italian wedding. Cool! That’d be very rude at my future WASPy wedding as it would be in any wedding of a family member. The polite or “correct” thing to do is wholly dependent on the culture.

I literally cannot stop. It’s like a disease.

Farm Sanctuary is an awesome NGO. They regularly take in injured and abandoned farm animals and post ridiculously cute photos and videos to FB on the reg. Also, they are an outstanding, guilt-free resource for how to transition to becoming a vegetarian or vegan!

Your mom has it.

How are we still not talking about the fact that your name is Bobby Finger????

For Shakespeare, all the world was a stage. For Russell Crowe, all the world is his lawn. And we need to get off of it. And he’s keeping the ball.

What a turdface

If that was grounds for murder, I would literally be sitting at my desk alone, except for the hollowed-out corpses of my co-workers.

Please check my math, but:

I like these categories. I would also add one for my grandfather. “It is not the 1950s, so $2.00 on every single check you’re presented with, whether it’s a small breakfast for yourself or a table full of relatives is frigging ridiculous”.

I’m normally %100 anti-troll-ungraying. But the responses so far to this idiot have been pretty damn good.

I have a feminist woodchipper attached to my vagina to mulch anything male that comes out of it.

I love babies.

I am so threatened I am going to get pregnant and have an abortion as a point of protest.

I hit my baby killing quota for the week unfortunately. Thank god it’s almost the weekend!

Because he is behaving like a toddler having a tantrum instead of a rational adult? There are some rational pro-life advocates who are able to argue their piece without becoming emotional and fanciful. This man is not one of them.

There are never enough babies to kill.