Oh, this is “Kwanzaa cake.” My second favorite thing about this is that she calls the corn nuts “acorns.”

my continual huge crush on kenickie should be a psychological study

Won’t go to bed ‘til that seal’s not dead!

Never forget.

I know someone who will play bagpipe music too loud when other people are being too noisy. You should try that.

Yes.

Lovato’s response to this tattoo artist was epic:

The ‘think of the children’ thing is kind of bullshit, though

#peepeetoiletseat

Channel 4 needs to, like, warn American celebs that they don’t do BS fluff pieces to promote pop culture garbage.

“You pissed all over our toilet seat and you made a fool of yourself,” tattooist Ashley McMullen commented on Lovato’s Instagram. “The tattoo you covered it with kinda sucks too. Looks like you might forever be a goon... #turd #claimstobesober #drankallthebeer #peepeetoiletseat”

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“You pissed all over our toilet seat and you made a fool of yourself,” tattooist Ashley McMullen commented on Lovato’s Instagram.

RDJ sounds like a total boob in both Guru-Murthy’s interview and the Stern interview.

this. 9 months post partum, down 2 jean sizes but somehow up 10 lbs? wishing for your “pre pregnancy body” is like thinking if I drive my Honda long enough it will turn into a Porsche. If you need me, I’ll be over here polishing my honda and vacuuming crumbs out from between the seats.

Right? It takes a lot for me to listen to anything posted bc I’m usually here while doing other things and just want to read. And I read just that in the description and was like “HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA no. Hard pass.”

We try really hard not to read blogs and what not about parenting. My baby weight is here for as long as it’s going to be and I’m so OKAY with that. It’s other mom’s who insist I have to want to lose the weight. I eat right, I take walks with the kid and I lead a somewhat healthy lifestyle, I just happen to have a few…