For real. I’m an English prof married to an English prof (yes, we teach at the same college). Boring as hell and loving it. I get that movies are written by writers with Humanities degrees so everyone has an affair with the Humanities prof because of some wish-fulfillment thing, but come on. We read to each other at…

OH well then thank you _/\_

Yeah, a person’s cognitive dissonance game has to be strong to work with that POS.

cold?

yup. genius that Woody.

OMG all my Humanities profs except for 1 were married to other professors. They would giggle at each other during ceremonies & post cheesy vacation pictures.

I honestly have trouble respecting any actors who choose to work with him after the open letter Dylan Farrow wrote.

Oh christ awmighty CAN WE STOP MAKING THIS SAME GODDAMN MOVIE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN

Has there ever been a movie or book about a humanities professor who was not a middle-aged alcoholic sleeping with his young female student? Because I swear I know a lot of nice humanities professors who are happily married to age appropriate people. And sober. Spoiler alert: some humanities professors are not mopey…

I love the internet

I don’t even like Emma Stone all that much, but why oh why is she throwing her lot in with Woody Allen.

This fucker can’t die soon enough

I’m not on the level of all caps, but yeah, does anyone truly give a fuck any more?

Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels for pseudo-intellectuals (or for a better visual, Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels with hipster glasses on): they’re formulaic, predictable, enforce shitty sexist stereotypes, are a little squicky, take themselves far too seriously,…

Of course it is Joaquin Phoenix as well.

but does it pass the Bechdel test???

Did someone say Saad Maan?

WHO GIVES A FUCK