Important: does anyone have a picture of his Grindr profile?

Randy.

See, that’s all I came here to say, too. Randy Boehning. How. Just how.

That’s one way to prevent being Santorum’d — have your name already mean something on Urban Dictionary when you are born.

Lol, the upper echelon’s of North Dakotan society. Besides my point still stands, just look at people like Aaron Schock or Michelle Bachmann’s husband.

It never ceases to amaze me how potent internalized hate is.

Boehning, Randy.

Is there such a thing as a basic homophobe, because nothing is less original than hating gays while wanting to suck cock in secret.

Well to be fair, Grindr is made specifically for Randy Boehning.

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. They buy into the stereotype that trans women are just evil men trying to infiltrate female-only institutions by crossdressing. They are mercifully very few in number except for a handful of internet weirdos.

I bet it really is a masturbation sex tape, but it has cut scenes to her like rolling around in bed with a feather boa and wearing a tiara and playing with kittens in stripper heels, overlaid with her autotuned singing.

Absolutely no argument there.

I keep hearing people saying “Bruce is not a hero” “Why does he have to do it on TV” “He seems out of it” “He should think of his family”. Same arguments over and over but of course they still don’t really care or mind.

“the most unique footage” that Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch has ever seen

I wish that stuffed toy Zac Effron was holding was actually my face.

For as “hardcore” as Miley thinks she is, she sure does like the most basic bros.

Thankfully, the video is a “solo effort” that is among “the most unique footage” that Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch has ever seen.

The EWG are borderline food-babes so I smell woo-reactionary-bullshit.

Chemicals and toxins, oh my!