I feel ya, sister. I had to beg-text my housemate to get me outta a date with a substantially younger, patchouli smelling dude just last week.

Is this guy wearing an ascot? Your city burning is not ascot attire.

silly rabbit, violence is only allowed for the police.

I'd like to read your life. Sounds like something zany is about to happen!

“Violence is not the answer..” Cool, too bad about the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS the govt. spends on wars & planting ‘seeds of freedom’.

This expression is my everything.

Oh god imagine being so messed up that you end up having intercourse with The Biebs

I love your avatar!

I’m now going to live my life regretful that despite growing up in a ridiculously posh part of England (which, as an Irish/Indian immigrant, was one hilarious upbringing let me tell you), I have never snogged a baron who was off his face on MDMA.

Now I’m incontinent.

Yo, haters gon’ hate but that was some slick ass ad placement for ancestry.com on her part.

“The View” is like a period. Annoying and not a good representation of what it’s like being a woman.

DOUBLE CONTINENTS

I guess on-set schooling doesn’t cover geography.

So.Many.Continents.

fix it, jesus.

continent.

“I’m from every continent in Europe”

“The View” is like my grandmothers.