He actually did - so maybe Google this a little?

“Cancer’s a bitch but I’ll never understand everyone personifying it.” See what you did there? ok, you didn’t technically personify it as much as ... doggify it, but you seem to have an intuitive grasp on why people talk that way.

You should call your vagina your soul hole.

My friends and I laughed about it for years. Girl, you are in 8th grade and you gave that to a teacher. Think about your life choices.

You literally made me google this. It was “Kit Kitterage.”

You got it!

You joke, but in my 8th grade creative writing class there was a super pretentious Jewel wannabe who wrote poetry that included the line, “Eat at my soul, the soul that lies betwixt my thighs”.

Not particularly attractive. Too non-threatening and effeminate for me. Be quiet, tiny man.

So woman complains of being over sexualized = victim of sexist culture. Man complains of being over sexualized = shut the fuck up pretty boy?

His eyes pierce right into my soul (I call my vagina my soul).

Wasn’t “Kit Harrington” the name of an American Girl doll?

HILF.

I appreciate anyone that can make fun of themselves, tbh.

Dammit, I should’ve read this before I voted for Mark Shrayber.

And much better than a Megan Fox white Mulan would be.

only cause she would try to take it sooooo seriously

~*MARK FOR MULAN 2k15*~

Mark Schrayber is the only white Mulan I would accept.

The worst? Shouldn’t we be talking on the level of, I dunno, Tara Reid?