Onions and peppers give me heartburn tho :((((( I will take mushrooms and olives any day, or actual tomato slices...so I eat veggie pizza too! Just not the kind that hurts me, lol.

And a lot of people seem pretty confident that he can bring in Hispanics. (I guess Hispanic wife and kids give you cred? Or claiming to be Hispanic makes it so?) That would be a disaster.

lost my burner password & i had to create a new account :(((

Oh god, I love this too. It's for her little brother, arghhhh <3

The "won't you stay-ayyy" kills me everytime. what a stunning song. this plus Wildest Moments are my favourite songs of hers

Really want to make a “Sit on it, Potsie” reference but am afraid it’s sacrilegious. And that you’ll know I’m old.

Frankly, I think it’s just stunningly childish and irresponsible that these people would get on airplanes without up to date Cooties vaccinations in the first place.

Nobody sees the end game. You can do so much more when you’re healthy. You can’t force anyone to eat well, but EVERYONE should have the option.

Hahaha, yeah, that’s about the only thing I buy real limes for. Well, that and I made a key lime pie awhile ago. Those tiny little fuckers are a bitch to juice.

Bless Gwynnie’s little goopy heart, but jesus christ. I still can’t hate her (I’ve tried) b/c I think she does try but I can’t stop laughing at that $29/week haul. Scallions.

She should see the indignities I force myself to suffer through: I buy bottled lime juice to go with my avocados and black beans.

You have my sympathy. I think it’s outrageous that we’ve apparently collectively decided that poor people should be kept barely alive, rather than healthy.

You know a better challenge would be if a poor person could eat all Goopy for a week. Actually, the poor person would probably say, “Eh. I’ll just take my $29, please.”

I am basically crying laughing thinking of eating nothing but a single lime for breakfast for seven days. You know, like the common man. Mmmm. Tart.

Crossing off parsley on a budget: yes

BUT HOW ELSE DO THE POORS DRINK THEIR GIN

They’re more than 25 cents each around here! She should’ve bought some more eggs; one pound of black beans and one dozen eggs is not a lot of protein to last you a week.

She didn’t shop very sensibly with her $29.

Right? And what is she going to do with one sweet potato?

What family on SNAP spends their weekly money on SEVEN limes?! For that matter, what human being needs 7 limes a week? Unless you’re having a massive margarita or mojito party...in which case carry on.