There were no winners or losers in the class ring story. Don't ever wear them. Don't ever talk about them.

On a (somewhat related) topic, I got food poising this weekend. I've narrowed it down to this burrito joint I love. I attended various Passover seders and Easter potlucks but the burrito was the only thing I had on my own. To my knowledge, no one else got sick.

I'd love the fries but I'm allergic to red, can someone please remove the offending little ramekin? Thanks. And by the way, I need some extra salt. And napkins. And...

I would've thrown popcorn up in the air, aimed slightly behind me, in a very celebratory fashion.

"It's not free if you give it to me!"

I recognize this. She is trying to hard to slow down her speech. Can you tell? Her body movements are jerky, which is pretty obvious, but the way she is timing her words is so telling to me. signed, former adderall/ coke addict.

Belgian fries all the way, man.

Oh honey, get a ring pop to suck on before you grind your teeth to fucking splinters.

"Your job is to serve us and do what we say. You're not supposed to talk back."

I’m starting to find the way people talk about Helen Mirren patronizing and creepy.

To be fair, I've heard from a couple of different sources who worked as managers that they had to do everything they could to prevent a complaint from reaching corporate because in some chains they'll just flat out send a note back down the line "Fire that employee" for any complaint.

Oh, yeah, she’s fucked up, but doing her best to hold it together for the interview.

This, THIS is what a normal, sane person is talking about when they're saying that a business can and sometimes should refuse someone service. The utterly insane assholes who start off treating the staff like slaves and go downhill from there. The POS who threatens their way into free stuff because they know a…

Managers who don't stand up for their employees are THE WORST.

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

Oh...this is...yeah.

behold the many faces of Kim Kardashian

Because your future self is yelling back at you to not do it because it looks SO DUMB when growing out. It looks super cute when shaved but imagine that part of your head when it’s like 2-3 inches long once you’ve gotten sick of it.

I need a list of every man who willingly goes to see this movie so I know to never, ever sleep with those basic ass basics.

• President Barack Obama was the only celebrity smart enough to turn down a cameo in the Entourage movie and now I’m suddenly feeling patriotic. [TMZ]