Louis

Just so you know, I pretty much never wash my face before I go to bed. It's a good day if I take off my eye makeup.

First of all, who are these people other than Tavi

Oh god SAME. My dad can have a guest column called “How much is in your tax-free savings account, alconleigh?”

Fucking no.

The more I obsess over the weirdness of this book release, the more I am convinced that GSAW is truly just a draft of what became TKAM and wasn’t meant or ready to be published and it makes me anxious and rage-y.

Whoever designed that cover should be fired assassinated.

1. that dress

KEEP BABIES OUT OF JAIL.

I LITERALLY NEED PICS OF DRAKE AND SERENA RIGHT NOW

Somehow this got RT’ed onto my timeline and I can’t stop looking at it, it is literally the greatest GIF ever.

I think you should start prescribing it to your patients.

adultosaur turn your read notifications on so he knows when he’s being ignored

There is some very unsubtle contouring going on in that pic :|

lollllllllllllllllll

I’m not kidding — I need someone to translate the first line of Cher’s tweet for me.

oh my.

“We have teams scouting Iraq and parts of Syria where ISIS have their greatest strongholds,”

WELL THEY SHOULD BECAUSE IT HAS GREAT TASTE